"...loves fine cuisine, luxury cars and alcohol"
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I thoroughly enjoyed the Business Day article yesterday and thought I would do some research on this fellow. I don't know why everyone is losing their minds over Kim Jong-il, just because he tested a nuclear weapon. I think the big thing that is annoying the West is that no-one knows the first thing about the diminutive rock star. Not the best looking guy in the East, he certainly has made the most of his power by bullshitting and abusing - something I would probably do myself if I was the supreme ruler and leader of one of the world's largest armies and robot-like people.

Kim Jong-il - playing nicely

He has done damn well to confuse everyone as he continues to rule an incredibly secretive North Korean regime, punctuated with cruelty and unpredictability. Obviously the guy is just playing very nicely. He is reported to be an "eccentric ladies' man who loves fine cuisine, luxury cars and alcohol". This is obviously fueled by his love for movies (he has over 15,000 movies in his collection), of which the James Bond series is his favourite. Seriously. Think of all the bad guys in the James Bond series - he must be acting out every part!

He loves movies so much that he once even went so far as to KIDNAP a South Korean actress, Choi En-hui, and her director husband, Shin Sang-ok, to help him make a movie. Whaaaah! Are you enjoying this?

"Kim held Choi under house arrest and imprisoned Shin for four years for a failed escape attempt (silly fool). Kim then FORCED them to work in the North Korean film industry, paying them handsomely while keeping them in the gilded cage of his artistic and social circles. Although the country was having problems paying its debts, Kim lived extravagantly and spent tens of millions of dollars on their film productions".

I think we're starting to understand what is going on here - the guy is just living out a fantasy - ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!

Whilst he fucks around with the minds of world leaders, he is quietly fucking around at home as well. Enjoy this - the hard-partying playboy has quite an eye for the ladies and once "recruited attractive young girls of junior high school age to take part in 'JOY BRIGADES', whose function was to help in relaxation to his senior officials".

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Come on! The guy is living the dream!

Not scared of designer shades.
Double thumbs up.

In response to the 2oceansvibe mantra, 'Work is a sideline, Live the holiday', Lil Kim travels on a heavily armoured train and, in 2003 on a journey across Russia, had live lobsters FLOWN out to supply the train EVERY DAY! Now THAT'S what I'm fucking talking about!

He even created a story about his birth. His people (who refer to him as "Dear Leader") believe that when this "genius of literature, art and military strategy" was born, there were "flashes of lightning and thunder, the iceberg in the pond on Mount Paektu emitted a mysterious sound as it broke, and a BRIGHT DOUBLE RAINBOW rose up"!

UN BE LIEVABLE! A fucking DOUBLE rainbow - Jesus, this guy rocks!

Mount Paektu - the venue for Lil Kim's double rainbow

Lil Kim, you're hilarious, pal! Keep it up and, when you're in town we'll have a couple of toots in at Caprice. I'll pretend to be a spy or something - it'll be a hoot!

Oh before I go I must also mention one more outstanding paranoia. For some reason, our boy believes he will be replaced by triplets, and none of his children were triplets. So enjoy this - "all triplets in North Korea are being forcibly removed from parents after their birth and dumped in orphanages. The policy is carried out on the orders of the dictator, Kim Jong-il, who has an irrational belief that a triplet could one day topple his regime".

Hysterical!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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