Oh my sack! My body trembles as I write this. My legs are frozen to the ground. I have received two mind blowing things this morning. Firstly, we have recevied contact from the TBG…. and secondly……. he is somehow connected to David Hasselhof! I know! This is the email I received from the alleged TBG: [...]

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A moment occured at Planet bar on Friday night when 2oceansvibe stumbled upon the TBG and was able to catch a photo of the elusive Cape Town enigma. We took a pic of the TBG with a (clearly excited) fan of his. The TBG told us that he only recently became aware of his TBG [...]

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Once you’ve dealt with Morpheus the bouncer at the foyer entrance, you get the feeling that you’re on your way to an illegal poker room. It feels like some sort of an opening scene of a Steven Segal movie. The silence of the high-speed elevator ride, girls giggling, guys shuffeling. Everyone staring at the changing [...]

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There has been a deathly hush in our office over the last couple of weeks as we all secretly hid the fact that we had not received a TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting in quite some time and were actually quite worried. And then, like a dove arriving with an olive branch shoved in it’s [...]

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This is not a restaurant review so I won’t tell you that Yindees restaurant on Thursday night was very good, apart from the fact that the entire table left starving. I also won’t tell you that four stuffed calamari tubes just won’t cut it as a main course. What I will tell you is what [...]

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And yet another clue into the life of the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). We still don’t know what makes him tick, but at least we know what he drives. TBG and car – a match made in heaven In this rare pic of the TBG in his car (sent in by Keth M) near Llandudno, [...]

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Well done to Richard A who managed to capture the inner workings of the TBG’s mind! We have never had such a close up of the TBG! From this pic we can see the TBG wears Von Zipper sunglasses. Once again we see he is on the beach. The enigma of the TBG continues. Why [...]

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And so it continues – TBG MADNESS !! – we were sent this pic of the TBG this morning. It seems that this seasons prize is a pic with the TBG. Sam writes in, “Well I was blown away. We arrived at the place and my girlfriend leant over to my and whispered ‘OH MY [...]

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Just when you thought the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) had moved out of town! This must be one of the best shots we’ve got of the TBG – looking particularly surprised. Geoff D writes, “Hey Seth, got this beautiful pic of the TBG at magazine launch I went to on Friday. How great is my [...]

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We had a pizza at Dizzy’s Jazz Cafe in Camps Bay the other night. Our table at Dizzy’s was outside, right next to the entrance to The Codfather. There was a constant stream of red-hot women strolling into the Codfather and because we hadn’t been there for a very long time we vowed to attend [...]

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Well we’ve never seen anything like it! The last anonymous video sent in was of the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) at some seaside location – we were tipped off it was Elands Bay. But then we received this. It brings us coser to who the TBG is. What makes him tick? What are his dreams? [...]

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I must say we feared he had left Cape Town but then Andrew T sent in this BEAUTY of a shot of the TBG taken on December 28 at Llandudno beach. TBG SIGHTING ‘enjoys Llandudno beach’ Andrew had this to say, “I see the TBG at Llandudno (Duddles) fairly often, he certainly enjoys it! Unfortunately [...]

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Grabbed a steak at Nelson’s Eye restaurant in Gardens last night before Caprice. Nelson’s Eye is renowned to serve ‘Arguably the best steaks in Cape Town’ so we had to have a go. I arrived early, hoping to sort out a table for the boys before they all arrived. I walked into the restaurant. They’ve [...]

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We received a tip off from one of you lot (our loyal, ever adoring 2oceanvibe readers) saying that the pizzeria at the very end of Bree Street was definitely something to check out at lunch times. The main reason to go was apparently the staff – ‘smoking hot’ we were told. Well we were in [...]

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We hit Baraza in Camps Bay (next to Blues) for a toot before we went to Eclipse last week Thursday. There were these two youngsters spicing some tunes with a keyboard, flute and all other sorts of paraphernalia. Even machines with ‘Roland’ emblazened on the side! Now listen to me. These kids were HOT! Hard [...]

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Well done to Thomas H who found this pic on Thunda.com and sent it in. It’s the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) out last weekend. Good work Thomo! Looks like TBG is having a good time.

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I will not get myself too worked up about this one because a person of such little importance doesn’t deserve more than a couple of words. A friend of mine and I made the fatal error of doing a spot of shopping at the V&A Waterfront on Saturday morning at 9am. GOOD GOD Please promise [...]

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We had an early Thursday night so that we were ready for Friday night in the Northern Suburbs. My team mate and I packed our passports the night before and spent the whole of Friday going through the game plan. Oozing sex, we cruised into Cubana. Obviously they had another 7/8 foot bouncer who must [...]

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Keep those reports coming in. this report was given to me verbally at Caprice on Sunday. Shame, our angels at Tuscany Beach restaurant in Camps Bay are getting so inventive when it comes to bad service. Apparently a party of 8 had a table last week and the first incident included the finding of a [...]

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UNBELIEVABLE!!! Someone has sent in RARE VIDEO footage of the TBG in Elandsbay (‘E-bay’ if you’re cool). This guys is a piece of work. Him and a fellow goon seem a bit pissed and are approaching a seal. Turn the sound up, these guys are pretty funny. TBG VIDEO 1 CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD TBG [...]

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This is the first and last time we will publish a TBG sighting without photographic evidence. Get a phone with a camera people. Who still owns a phone without a camera? Get with it. THE SIGHTING (from a 2oceansvibe reader): Well a strange thing happened this weekend…….. Was at Constantia village on Saturday morning, and [...]

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INCORRECT TBG The email we received came from Drew Peacock. “Hi guys , thanks for the great site! i think i may have the tbg working at the engen near my offices in lansdowne not sure if its him , but check it out god i hope it is all the best Drew Peacock” Sorry [...]

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It’s true, we promise. We received a tip off that the TBG would be driving through Camps Bay on Sunday morning with a group of 80 Harley Davidson driving maniacs. Well, can you bloody believe it, we got a shot of him!

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We would like to now take this opportunity to give a big WAKE UP to Tuscany Beach Restaurant in Camps Bay. Yes, the restaurant next to Caprice. Yes, the one that looks, from the outside, like it could be a bit of fun. Upon closer inspection you’ll find the restaurant is as appealing as my [...]

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We can’t quite work out how and where this picture was taken but the reader who sent it in said he managed to take it last week. Once again…. the ever elusive TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) is spotted….. Amazing…what an enigma! What makes him tick?…

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Grant M writes in that he believes he has spotted the Tall Blonde Guy (See archives for more) in our 2oceansvibe Headquarters on the webcam! So he sent in the image he took from his webcam window. Good photoshopping there Grant! I enjoyed the orange arrow… Nice one Grant – you gave it a good [...]

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Two seperate readers sent in pics taken of the TBG in the Wilderness over the las month. The first one we are not sure about, but the second one is definiteLY him! Keep ‘em coming readers!

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We’re not sure whether this is the TBG but a reader (Pierre) managed to get a pic of this dude working in a surf shop in Noordhoek. We’re not convinced. Here’s another original pic we got a year ago of the TBG. You’ve seen him before…. Keep them coming team…..

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