If you cannot wait for the April release date for the Apple Watch, then you can always hop on over to China and get a fake one. You may as well buy a fake MacBook whilst you’re at it.
Well it only took days, months and years but eventually South Africa (and the EFF) got their chance to ask JZ the question that has been uttered, chanted and screamed from rooftops around the country.
It might be time to change your mixers, folks. You will be pretty grossed out by just how much sugar we are slamming down our gullets every time we enjoy a cooldrink.
Not to make light of this situation, but maybe this kid’s mum watched Chucky on repeat when she was preggers with him and shooting up meth?
This is going to make your next Great Gatsby-themed party much more believable, before you pop on that electro-swing. Did someone say red lips and lace?
So what should we expect this time around then? Will we see absolute chaos or have parliament learnt their lesson from the debacle that was SONA? Only time will tell.
I feel like this could only happen in Ireland (maybe South Africa with some luck) and here’s hoping that if you need to have your fix of E tonight you’re in Ireland.
The launch of the Apple Watch has the Swiss in a tizz about the future of watch sales. Best they just go back to chocolate and cheese and stop worrying.
Chappie is Neill Blomkamp’s latest thought-provoking sci-fi actioner, following in the wake of Elysium and the revered District 9. Die Antwoord were blown away by District 9 and felt an immediate synergy with Blomkamp, leading the zef rappers and director to join forces. Adamant that they be themselves in the film, Chappie was born out of the idea that Ninja and Yo-landi raise a robot.
The Western Cape continues to be battered by rogue fires and Stellenbosch is the latest victim. We’re not big fans of wet weather but let the heavens open soon please.
When your older sister is one of the world’s most revered cokeheads, I mean models, it must be tough to emerge from her shadow and forge your own career. That, or you could hang on her coattails.
The world of Scientology has long been steeped in mystery (being generous here) but a new documentary is said to be lifting the veil and it’s not pretty viewing for believers.
Dramatic footage has emerged of the moment two helicopters in Argentina collided mid-air, which I imagine is pretty much the worst place a helicopter collision could occur.
Let this one serve as something of a warning to residents with electric gate – wait in the street until your gate has opened fully or else you may be trapped like this.
Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone is something of a divisive figure amongst fans of the sport, and in a recent interview he laid bare how being stinking rich can make you disliked. Ag shame.
The loss of your daughter is a pain that only a few will ever experience, so it is little surprise then that June Steenkamp wouldn’t give Oscar a warm cuddle were they to meet.
The bromance between convicted criminals Oscar Pistorius and Radovan Krejcir seems to be going full steam ahead.
The world of super-modelling must be tough, but does it warrant an actual, physical bitch-fight in the eye of the public? Especially in Paris? I think not.
It seems people have been taking advantage of the City of Cape Town’s free wi-fi hotspots. Download your movies at the library like normal people, man.
We all know Jeremy Clarkson has an extensive list of TV gaffes but it seems he hasn’t quite used up his nine lives. The latest incident sees him suspended by the BBC, as in not fired.
It’s getting rough out there on the streets of Jozi, especially if you are a news crew with the cameras rolling. Apparently those guys are attracting trouble…
It seems Derek and Hansel took some time off being really, really good-looking and went out to see the world. Now they have announced their return to the big screen in classic fashion.
On Sunday we broke a story about Gavin Rajah copying someone else’s design and featuring it in his new collection. The scandal has greatly lowered the tone of the Mercedes Benz Jo’Burg Fashion Week.
Julie Andrews was a pretty nun in The Sound of Music and no one asked questions about that, so why the spotlight on this girl, just because she is beautiful?
Well, well, well. Here’s one for the braai-time story books: Someone is going to make booze out of Winston Churchill. I won’t be having any of that, thank you very much.