Zuma’s team of personal security has now grown so much so that it’s the most people any South African head of state has ever had – and you need to ask yourself, “Why?”
Zuma threat claim. Gorilla escapes London zoo. Boko Haram frees 21. Dylan wins Nobel. Thai king dies. Google’s new cable. Sky’s Murdoch revolt. More killer clowns. Elton John memoir. Chris Rock’s massive payday. Brexit nearly killed Marmite. Ken Bone lands Uber gig.
Zuma here for rest of term. Prince had Opiods on him. Facebook smashes expectations. Apple revenue declines. Trump dominating. Beautiful People dating site hacked. Apple employee found dead. Big Ben stopping. Kallis responds. Why Prince had no will.
If you’re tired of reading the word Zuma then not to worry, Mitch Said came up with a solution just for you. Get it now.
“Insult Zuma and pay the price.” ANC exile children take action. Zuma has a solution. Sex fugitive rabbi arrested in SA. Clinton clashes with #BlackLivesMatter protesters. F1 changing format. Victoria’s Secret model exposes demands. Charlize to join Fast & Furious.
Zuma survives impeachment. David Cameron and the offshore trust. Gawker fights back against Hogan. Trump loses Wisconsin. JHB Mayor’s wife robbed. New Rolling Stones album. Cape Town is so vain. Samsung’s contact lens with built-in camera.
Zuma coup d’état? Rand needs Zuma to step down. Rio Olympics tickets not selling. Taliban had their own app. Spain to lose siestas. Massive airline merger. Disneyland employee dead in haunted house. Zayn Malik makes history. BA passenger bitten by fellow passenger.
Zuma offered to step down. Brussels releases suspect photo. Trump on Brussels. Music industry’s new #1 money maker. Rob Ford dies. 1 million download Nintendo’s new app. Famous person marries rock. Top Gear controversy. Kanye at Bieber concert.
Although allegations of the Gupta – Zuma family ties have been in the spotlight for years, they now have an audience that has exceeded their control.
Leaders discuss Zuma removal. Uber SA applauds new bill. Cycle tour winners. First Mac ransomware virus. Old Mutual coming home? Zuma assassination man in court. Oz shooting and hostage drama. Harvard to drop slavery crest. Britney dances in bikini.
Zuma’s statement to pay back a yet-to-be-determined amount of the 250 million he “owes” the state could just be another one of his ploys to win back some internal support in the ANC.
What are we going to do? South Africans are needing some stern advice in the wake of Zuma’s poor choices.
Just quietly enjoy this video.
Van Rooyen is no longer our Finance Minister. Rand rebounds. SA’s first family. Nations approve climate accord. Sweden to question Assange. Facebook offices vandalised. MTV helicopter crash kills 2. Chris Martin says rock is finished. Hollywood actor might join presidential race.
Zuma chilling with Al-Bashir. Billionaire to buy island for refugees. Fat Multichoice dividend. France comment on MH370 wing. Murdoch slams Australia. Keith Richards slams rap music. That Heathrow stowaway is still alive. Drone crashes at US Open. Angry French farmers. Brooklyn’s first Vogue cover.
Mac warned Zuma. Another Hollywood kid dead. Gold plunges. Obama on Africa. Local man kills neighbour’s 3 kids. Fiat fined R1 billion. Monaco vs British royals. Chris Brown stranded for days. Snoop arrested. Tom Cruise on Top Gun 2.
There will be some happy former mineworkers today after the two men responsible for mismanaging a mine into the ground will have to cough up millions.
Zuma Bashir plot exposed. China adding weapons to artificial islands. Google removing revenge porn. Star Wars star in high-speed chase. New York fugitives sighted. Man to appear for Simba’s death. Why Dylann Roof should be freed.
Zuma giggles as minister threatens “I will fuck you up.” Fifa officials arrested. Wozniak calls Snowden ‘hero.’ Scores dead in Texas flood ‘tsunami.’ Staggering world internet use numbers. ‘The Jaw’ has given birth. Kylie trying hard.
Zuma cancels trip. Mugabe shocked at violence. De Lille crowned new leader. Elephant kills hunter. Clarkson had cancer scare before fracas. Star Wars plot revealed. Titanic deckchair sells for fortune. Bobbi Kristina is awake.
This is the best way to start your week: a bit of hysterical laughter. This guy clearly cannot handle it right now (whatever it is – I don’t know if they get load shedding in Latin America).
They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and it seems Jacob Zuma may have found that out the hard way after reports have surfaced that one of his wives poisoned him.
Anyone who watched the State of the Nation address on TV would have been aware that there was a LOT of action they ‘chose’ not to air. Like this video of the EFF being thrown out.