The disgraced preacher, who is currently on trial for multiple sex crimes, was appointed as the party’s candidate to lead Gauteng after the party’s leader – himself a rape-trial veteran – was moved by the rape-accused preacher’s loyal congregants singing a hymn about machine guns in church.
Former Chief Justice Mogoeng Mogoeng seems inspired, so we wish him well as leads the flock into the Karoo with nothing but a gavel and a dream.
Bad news for South Africa’s new driving licence cards, Joburg chief whip wounded during charity event, Stellenbosch University does damage control, Neuralink implants chip into brain of first human test subject, and How Cape Town’s bin scroungers are doing us all a favour.
Blunders and Zuma go together like peas and carrots, or ANC and corruption, but even attendees at Monday’s MK Party branch launch had to laugh at the old man’s slip of the forked tongue.
The ANC’s inability to think beyond the next election, and great love for kickbacks, seems to blind them to the fact that nuclear power is an investment that requires commitment of almost a century. Whoever slides into bed with you is going to be a lover for a long time.
Great white sharks returning to South African waters, South African water and sewage control systems potentially hit in global hack, Sun City, Pilansberg tourists ambushed, shot at for euros, CPT Arts Festival gives buskers their big break, and A starry tribute to Marianne Faithfull.
WhatsApp’s AI shows gun-wielding children when prompted with ‘Palestine’, Mexico City’s Day of the Dead parade, R38 million on South Africa’s “most expensive shack”, What Loch Ness monster hunters found after biggest search in 50 years, and South Africa has turned its back on government.
Landmark decision for housing in Cape Town, The Crown season 6 trailer confronts Diana’s complicated final days, World Bank grants SA $1bn loan, Big drop in petrol and diesel prices coming next week, and High Court rules any parent is entitled to four months parental leave.
Once you get past the WTF moment, you have to admire the fancy footwork done by everyone involved. Smoke, mirrors, and remissions aside, did we really think Zuma was ever going to go back to jail?
How diamond dealer bankrolled Zuma’s legal quests, Zoom orders workers back to office, Overweight people’s brains are different, Sandra Bullock’s partner dies, and Cape Town granted urgent interdict against taxis.
Leprosy cases surging in US, Zuma back in SA after Russia trip, Never-say-die Proteas claim historic draw, Vegan influencer ‘dies of starvation’, and New algorithm spots first “potentially hazardous” near-earth asteroid.
Zapiro and Zuma have done battle for years. As we enter another day wondering if the former president will end up behind bars, the cartoonist isn’t letting up.
Zuma is going to new lengths to avoid taking the stand, including bogus recusal requests and simply running away from the commission.
Social media was ablaze on Wednesday night after Jacob Zuma tweeted a photo of himself wielding a weapon. His son says it’s all an overreaction.
Just when you thought Jacob Zuma couldn’t spring any more surprises on South Africa, he announces that he’s working on his first album.
Everybody knows that Jacob Zuma wasn’t exactly swimming in academic excellence, but how do our other post-1994 presidents compare?
Zuma trial going ahead. Shock Shell Report. Facebook investigated. More London violence. Guptas granted extension. Bollywood star gets 5 years. World’s best surfing hotels. Meghan Markle’s dad prepares. Average bribes in SA.
The fall of Zuma. Zille to plan Day Zero. US government shuts down. Robots for MH370. Phelps nearly killed himself. Adolescence up to 24. Scarlett attacks Franco. BA pilot boards plane drunk. Sheeran engaged. Kim’s new baby name. Sarah Ferguson wants £45m.
On Sunday, SpaceX launched the deeply mysterious Zuma satellite into space, but it appears something went wrong. The multi-billion dollar mission has been a disaster.
It is surprising the DA, EFF and all other non-ANC parties weren’t doing flick-flacks on Tuesday. Even though they lost the no-confidence vote, the number of secret MPs who turned on Zuma was unprecedented.
Zuma offered R2billion to F-off. Mugabe sons evicted from Sandton apartment. China’s fake SA history. Charlie Gard lawyer shock. Euro horsemeat scam. Tiffany Trump and Marla on yacht. Bill Clinton sandwiched by Bushs.
Zuma checkmate. Racist Mabel resigns. Naspers company his $300 billion. Hillary forming new political group. Obama endorses French candidate. Prince Philip opts to chill. Ferrari expected to fetch R43m. Kate’s little lamb.
Zuma’s team of personal security has now grown so much so that it’s the most people any South African head of state has ever had – and you need to ask yourself, “Why?”
Zuma threat claim. Gorilla escapes London zoo. Boko Haram frees 21. Dylan wins Nobel. Thai king dies. Google’s new cable. Sky’s Murdoch revolt. More killer clowns. Elton John memoir. Chris Rock’s massive payday. Brexit nearly killed Marmite. Ken Bone lands Uber gig.
Zuma here for rest of term. Prince had Opiods on him. Facebook smashes expectations. Apple revenue declines. Trump dominating. Beautiful People dating site hacked. Apple employee found dead. Big Ben stopping. Kallis responds. Why Prince had no will.
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“Insult Zuma and pay the price.” ANC exile children take action. Zuma has a solution. Sex fugitive rabbi arrested in SA. Clinton clashes with #BlackLivesMatter protesters. F1 changing format. Victoria’s Secret model exposes demands. Charlize to join Fast & Furious.
Zuma survives impeachment. David Cameron and the offshore trust. Gawker fights back against Hogan. Trump loses Wisconsin. JHB Mayor’s wife robbed. New Rolling Stones album. Cape Town is so vain. Samsung’s contact lens with built-in camera.
Zuma coup d’état? Rand needs Zuma to step down. Rio Olympics tickets not selling. Taliban had their own app. Spain to lose siestas. Massive airline merger. Disneyland employee dead in haunted house. Zayn Malik makes history. BA passenger bitten by fellow passenger.
Zuma offered to step down. Brussels releases suspect photo. Trump on Brussels. Music industry’s new #1 money maker. Rob Ford dies. 1 million download Nintendo’s new app. Famous person marries rock. Top Gear controversy. Kanye at Bieber concert.