As a new tradition unfolds before us
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The response to last week's (our first) Tuesday Tabs was quite astounding. I was just mucking about - you know - like when you muck about with your muckers, (M Brain)......and now it's like a feature on the website.

Tuesday Tabs - a legend is born.

So you can all touch yourselves very gently as you realise you are a part of something that you'll one day tell your red headed step-children about.

Today's Tuesday Tabs feature is none other than Seth Rotherham's supermodel, Claudia Schiffer. We all had our supermodel as kids - and I mean the original supermodels - including Claudia, Cindy, Christy, Naomi, Elle, Helena and Linda. Most of the guys in the boarding house went for Cindy, but Claudia (now 36) was the only one who really completed me. I tried out a massive Cindy Crawford poster in my cube, but I wasn't being true to myself. She could never be Claudia, and she never was. My bedroom at home had pretty much a full wall of Claudia posters, pics and magazine tear-outs. My parents graciously fed my hunger and duly brought home Claudia Schiffer exercise videos from their trips overseas.

I do feel slightly bad showing you pics of Clauds without her top on as (now that I am an international man of leisure and pleasure) I will probably end up getting smashed with her in a jacuzzi somewhere and she'll have to do the walk of shame from my cabin the morning-after. My how the tables have turned, hey Clauds?

She will probably recognise me: "Are you that naughty little boy that used to be naughty in front of my pictures all day?"

"That's right, Schiffers, and I think we all agree...... KYK HOW LYK HY NOU!"

"You speak Dutch?"

"Maybe. You spank my bum?"

"Ooooooooh, you so NAUGHTY!! LIP MY STOCKING!!!"

But seriously, I have to be careful, it is very easy to end up next to anyone you talk about these days. My ex-girlfriend/muse actually worked for Claudia for a while in London and used to report back with tales. I never let on that Claudia was my original supermodel. She would have had too much enjoyment telling me stories. I pretended I didn't care, but put all the info into my wank bank, for later use.

Ok, in terms of her tabs I am very pleased. They have both excellent curvature and weighting. I would say that a together-squeeze would produced a wonderful picture before one's eyes. The nipples are of good size and nature and, when encouraged, could probably transform into a vision of sorts.

Ok, so here we have it. Thanks again to Francois Pienaar for hiding the tabs in this pic, as well as curing AIDS and adopting all existing African babies. You are a shining light and I feel it quite unnecessary for you to spend 27 years on Robben Island for our sins.

Click for bigger version. (NSFW, unless your bosses are semi-cool)

Someone's sister?

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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