Josie Maran
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She's been in a Backstreet Boys music video, countless Sports Illustrated issues and even featured in the EA Sports video game, Need For Speed. Yup, Josie Maran is pretty cool. So cool, in fact, that she once uttered these words on Jimmy Kimmel's show:

"I don't believe in marriage. I just don't think it's necessary in this day and age. I just think if you need to get married, then you're already distrusting the person. Why do you have to sign something to show your love? You just love, everyday."

Somehow I don't think ALL of our readers agree with that quote..

Anyway, let's have a look at this little live wire.

Click Josie to lose Oregan (NSFW)

Absolutely superb.

JUST right, in fact!


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Cynthia Mouran
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I don't know who she is, but she looks pretty acceptable for Tuesday Tabs. This would actually be a great opportunity for those of you out there that haven't quite grasped the concept of Google. Click here to see the results if you had gone to Google and typed in her name. Pretty impressive, huh?

I'll tell you what is more impressive.

Click pic to remove prick.

Cinthia Mouran - Tuesday Tabs #89

I'm fine with that. Absolutely fine!

Thanks, my love.


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Iman
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In accordance with our fancy free nature, we are keeping it within the African continent and today's Tuesday Tabs features non other than the wife of The Thin White Duke.

Iman!

(Born in Somalia, you'll be interested to know).

Iman
Once again showing how diverse and multi-cultural 2oceansvibe is.
Especially when it comes to supermodels.

Good heavens! They certainly do defy gravity, those guys. They just seem so happy to be there.

Like... BAM! Here we are! Good to see you! Where are the snacks?

Space Oddity indeed!


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Tricia Helfer
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I actually wanted to get a model of darker hue for today's Tuesday Tabs, but then I stumbled upon Tricia Helfer and I was like, whoa! Take it easy, baby! She is an accomplished model (won Ford Model's Supermodel of the World in 1992) and is currently signed with Trump Model Management. Trish has also starred in movies and is most well-known for her role as Number Six in Battlestar Gallactica. Awesome. Let's have a squizz at this little dynamo.

Tricia Helfer joins Tuesday Tabs

I'm fine with that.

Good work, Trish.

Can you make some snacks please, babba? Sorry, Daddy is in a meeting..

x


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Melissa Keller
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And a warm welcome to Melissa! Thanks for joining us.

For those of you who don't know, Melissa has modelled for a number of publications and brands, not least of which include Revlon and the US Sports Illustrated. Nice. Melissa has also appeared on the hit TV show Entourage, as well as the Jack Nicholson "vehicle," Something's Gotta Give. Good work, angel.

Now, on a far more serious note, let's get a visual overview of Melissa.

Click image to enlarge NSFW version

Very nice. Seriously, I'm very impressed! They have a lot of charm and aren't trying to be something they're not.

What a great turnout.

I think I speak for everyone when I say well done, Melissa.


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Kim Lemanton
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I should have called this Tuesday Tab, as you'll notice the one is hiding. It's fine though - we get the idea. And we like it.

Click Kim Lemanton for NSFW pic:

Kim Lemanton
Height 173cm
Bust 34
Waist 61
Hips 86

Ja, look, that's tidy..

That's pretty close to perfection, right there. (Given that the other one is the same - no surprises, thanks).

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Keeley Hazel is going nowhere
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Keeley Hazel is probably the first woman in the world to be featured on the 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs three times. Thrice. Does anyone actually SAY "thrice?" Some people, believe it or not, don't know what the word means, so it would be a waste of time using the word in the first place. You save yourself a number of seconds saying "three times," instead of saying "thrice" and then having to deal with explaining to the person what it means. Do that enough times in a day and you're looking at an extra minute "me time" at the end of the day.

Keeley Hazel has, thus far, featured as Tuesday Tabs #13 and #21. You'll remember #13 included a little sex tape of our girl. What a great start! And look at her now- all grown up! We're so proud of her we thought we'd give you TWO Tuesday Tabs pics of her.

Click for bigger pics.

Hating that!

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Anna Huber
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It's quite weird; I never really know what day of the week it is, but I can generally feel when it is time for Tuesday Tabs. When you've done them every week for the last 83 weeks, you just kind of know. They've been late in the past and I have lied to you and put them up on a Wednesday, and then made the date look like it was a Tuesday. But that was when I was being evil and I apologised at the time, I'm sure. But I'm pure at the moment and can confirm that this IS being done on a Tuesday night - 19h00 to be exact.

This is for you. Her name is Anna Huber (no relation) and she is from "Vienna."

What a coincidence - my folks live in Australia!

Anna Huber - good

Now those tabs are JUST RIGHT. This is what guys mean when they're cupping their hands in mid-air, trying to explain to you, "you know when they're JUST RIGHT?"

This is what they're talking about.

Nice, Anna, you've done well. Welcome aboard.


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Lily Allen
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British singer/songwriter, Lily Allen, joins us today for the eighty-second weekly Tuesday Tabs screening. Thank you for joining us, Lily.

Clearly a sport lover, Lily seems more than fine to get her bee stings out.

Click pic, as all is revealed.

I can't comment FULLY on that. I have seen a few other angles and just cannot decide whether I'm impressed or not.

Let's just say, "the jury is yet to decide."


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Eva Mendes
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Recently out of rehab, it is nice to see Eva Mendes is doing the right thing and stripping for Italiano Vogue magazine. And she did okay, I suppose. A lot of people get very excited about the idea of Eva Mendes with her guys out, but I don't really have that same desire. She's just never done it for me. Look, I probably wouldn't say no, but I'm not tearing down the walls to get to the prize.

Her Wikipedia page is a classic. Born of Cuban descent, her parents divorced when she was XYZ and her mother "suffered" trying to provide for her and blah blah blah, whatever... get them out already!

Click pic to enlarge (two pics on the following page):

Nice.

Fine. I suppose.


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2008 Playboy Playmate of the year - Jayde Nicole
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Well this chick is just going to fall over backwards when she finds out that she is not only the Playboy Playmate of the year, but ALSO this week's Tuesday Tabs feature on 2oceansvibe! Christ, what a year!

I must say, I really pushed the boat out this week - both boy and girl readers will be very pleased with this one. Do be careful upon opening this in the office, as I have included a little treat of sorts..

Click pic for a nice vibe.

Jayde Nicole
2008 Playboy Playmate of the year

Mnandi.


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The Cruz Factor returns
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Well lookie here, Penelope Cruz is back after 68 weeks! What a feeling it must be for her to be back after over a year! G-Man must be terribly excited, what with his fetish for the Spanish actress, who's real name is in fact Penelope Cruz Sanchez (no relation).

This week we bring you a still pic from her new flick, Elegy.

Sounds awesome.

Click pic for clearer view.

Hmm. Ja. I think the jury is still out on that one. Or, more to the point, those two.

Oh, I nearly forgot - you can see a couple of videos of that scene from the actual movie here.

Mmm, you liked that, didn't you? I'll show you something even more exciting - this weeks PlayEuroMillions Lottery is sitting at $62 million. Yup, that's right. It's basically HALF A BILLION RAND!

Are you fucking KIDDING me?!

Click here to go get it!


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Mischa Barton comes to the party
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We don't make obvious jokes, here at 2oceansvibe; preferring CLEVER jokes... sophisticated jokes. It is for that exact reason that we will refrain from making any lewd "ring" jokes to do with the fact that this topless scene comes from Mischa Barton's new movie, Closing the Ring.

I'm not kidding - that's what it's called.

Click image for NSFW image of Mischa Barton's Tuesday Tabs.

Mischa Barton, Closing the Ring

I'm quite pleased with her form. They're a great size. Great shape. Very comfortable. Good work, Misch kebab!

It wouldn't be fair to not tell you about the video of this scene being available on the internet. So I'll tell you. It's available on the internet. If you want to see it, click the link on the "i" of "2oceansvibe," below.


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Eva Herzigova pops her head in again
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Not many girls have made such an impact to warrant a second look on Tuesday Tabs, but Eva Herzigova really does have something special. In fact I made up a saying that explains this quite well - it goes "one good turn deserves another." Not bad, hey? I made it up after seeing two supermodels in a row.

Click this pic to see Eva more clearly.

Eva rustles up some lunch at the French villa

I'm fine with that.

That's the kind of stuff you'll see in the kitchen at the villa in France. That's after she climbs out the back of the chauffeur driven S-Class which fetched us from the airport where we landed in one of the private jets I picked up from FUTURE EXOTICS in Cape Town.

Now THOSE guys have some nice toys!

They're the guys who brought you FutureFin. Remember them? They're the guys that made it easier for you to buy Ferrari's and other supercars. Our kind of people!
 

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Sisters are doing it for themselves
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Mac J wrote in asking for a "sister" to be featured again on Tuesday Tabs, noting that I would be surprised at the level of readership among our brothers. Fair point, Mac J. But let's not be selfish - why should it only be you that gets to enjoy a bit of Moca? Trust me, there is a bit of jungle fever out there.

We're all God's children - let's share nicely.

Quietly click Davina Mulimbi with me..

Ow, SHAIYA Divina!


thanks mac
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Happy birthday, Charlie!
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I often laugh on a Tuesday when I realise it's getting late and I still haven't put up Tuesday Tabs. I couldn't IMAGINE those of you at your desks having to leave work at 17h00 without your Tuesday fix. So on some Tuesdays, like today, I can be seen in a mad scramble looking for topless women on my hard drive and the internet. And the clock is ticking. And then I find some. But then I get fussy. Then I decide that today I want a brunette. And so it goes on - this mad FRENZY to urgently publish the photograph of a topless woman on the internet (made all the more ridiculous with these pink shades on). Hysterical.

And so, today, I give you Peta Todd (no relation). You will be flummoxed when I tell you that Peta, here, is sporting a real pair. Yup, that's right - those puppies are genuine.

Peta Todd - the real deal

How do I know?

Well, let me introduce you to something I stumbled upon whilst researching the history of time. It's called Zoo Magazine's top 100 Real Boobs.

Hey, no problem whatsoever. Nah! Seriously! Don't mention it.


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Elisabetta Canalis
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My God, Cape Town is experiencing what could only be described as a SCHTOINKER today! It's about 34 degrees and there is not a breath of wind - not a helluva lot of work is being done. Especially since yesterday was Monday and today is April Fool's day. That's all the excuse Capetonians need, to take it easy.

"Hey, bru, I was like worried I'd get like an April Fool's virus on my computer so I like didn't turn it on and just stayed at home smoking zok. You know, just in case, bru..."

Good one.

And not a bad idea either, as Eskom have, JUST THIS VERY MINUTE, turned off all the power. Nice one! The thing is, with Eskom, it's not an April Fool's joke. No no, this is just your basic fuck up...

Which brings us to Elisabetta Canalis, Italian model and actress, who shows us what she would be doing in weather like this...
  

Elisabetta Canalis - a full mouth

Jeez, those are pretty good tabs, I must say.

Good size.

Nice consistency.

Jaunty.

Good effort.


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Audrina Patridge! Who?
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Those of you who watch The Hills on television will be aware of a chick by the name of Audrina Patridge. Not? Me neither - I've never watched it, nor have I heard of her. But what I CAN tell you is that God took off a whole afternoon to design her tabs. For a guy that takes about a millisecond to create an entire human being, you can IMAGINE the kind of minute detail he went into.

I like it when he decides to give us a little treat every now and then. He's very naughty like that!

Let's have a look at his work (NSFW).
 

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Fine!


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For Mantis
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And welcome to another Tuesday Tabs! Keeping with the current theme of cheating spouses (ow shaiya Spitzer) and marriages falling apart (ow shaiya McCartney), I thought it pertinent to feature someone who boned a married man and nearly wrecked a marriage - Rebecca Loos - the woman who nearly brought down the House of Beckham.

Fair enough - let's face it, she's packing!

I can understand David Beckham's vibe. He probably came home from a hard day of training and had Victowia on the phone, WHINGING about some fashion show that he HAD to attend, even though he didn't feel like it. Then the Spanish personal assistant walked into the room and that was that. It was bad timing on her part - that's all.

"Ok, honey. I apologise. Yeah. Aha. no, really, I'm sorry.... it's my fault. No, I mean it. I apologise..."

[click]

BANG! Loos is bent over the table like main course.

"Oh, Mr. Beckham! We shouldn't be doing this! Tee hee!" As she holds his ass with her one hand and sms's her mates with the other.

It's just bad timing.

Chicks shouldn't moan to their hubbies and boyfriends on the phone. 'Cos they don't know where he is or what's around him at the time. It's a fuck-you mechanism and the only way to avoid it is for chicks to NEVER EVER whinge on the phone.

Seriously.

Never.

Ever.


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Madonna
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Wow, what a fun day! If anyone out there wants to make a fortune, open a shop that sells coat stands and trestle tables. I was looking for a trestle table a while back and the only place that had them was Loft Living (Top of Kloof Street). I found that out having already penned my suicide note - minutes away from blowing my head off. Well done Loft Living. The two trestle tables are now proudly featured in the 2oceansvibe Show Studio.

The last two days has been all about the coat stand. There are none in Cape Town. And DESCRIBING to shop assistants over the phone about what you MEAN by a "coat stand" is like drawing blood from a fucking stone!

"A coast man?"

"No, no, a COAT.... STAND!"

"A coke stand?!"

"Yes! A Coke Stand. I want a coke stand! NO YOU FUCKING TOOL! NOT A COKE STAND! COAT!. A COAT. LIKE A JACKET! A FUCKING ANORAK. CHRIST! Where are you FROM?!"

Needless to say Tafelberg Furnishers got the brief completely wrong and when I got there it was so close, yet SO FAR! I can only compare it to mistaking a weber for a microwave.

I found a coat stand. A metal one. At the antique store opposite Loft Living.

I bought it.

Christ, I wasn't going to risk never finding one again!

That has absolutely nothing to do with today's Tuesday Tabs choice - Madonna!

Not a very recent shot - but Madonna, nonetheless

Ja, I'll show you a fucking coat stand..
 

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Marion Cotillard
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Yup, you heard me - Marion Cotillard. She's that French bird who won the Oscar for Best Actress. And so she bloody well should - with a rack like this. Enjoy it - from one of her earlier movies.

el vino did flow!

A solid performance. I'm very happy with those. In fact I know someone with virtually exactly the same tabs. You know who you are, baby. And I tell you what, they're stunning when upright.

Oh, here's a little treat for you - CLICK HERE for the video of the above pic. You'll find it includes a little bit more. It goes "downtown" if you know what I mean.

I'd also like to take this opporunity to say to the girls that the bit shown in the video is what I mean by a "bit of bush" - bring it back, girls - just a bit.


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Marisa Miller
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Allow me to introduce you to this year's US Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl. Marisa Miller!

What a lovely young girl! And you can tell by the photo that she is incredibly down to earth. We'd work well together - as long as she can chill the fuck out and read some magazines on the sofa whilst daddy does some work.

In order for our little babba to be a part of the Tuesday Tabs phenomenon, she is going to have to take those puppies out. That is why we managed to get hold of this earlier shot of the angel.

Click pic for NSFW image

Nice. Happy Tuesday, people.


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Lindsay Lohan comes to the party
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New York Magazine have launched a new issue with a new article with new naked photos of Lindsay Lohan - PERFECTLY timed for this week's Tuesday Tabs! I know, it's like everyone's heart is beating like a drum and it's lost, and it's looking for a rhythm like 2oceansvibe!

Apparently these pics were recreation of a famous set of pics of Marilyn Monroe. This is what New York magazine had to say:

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress: Monroe, sleepy-eyed and naked, sips from a Champagne glass, enacts a fan dance of sorts with various diaphanous scarves, romps with erotic playfulness on a bed of white linens. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

Umm, ja - very spicy, if you ask me. Marilyn wasn't a ginger and had fewer freckles. Her tits are also 17 times the size of Marilyn's.

Either way, we've finally got a candid view of LL's tabs.

Click pics to remove lurker.

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Anine Bing
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Well here's a breath of fresh air! What do we have here!

Its name is Anine Bing and it looks like LOADS of fun!

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It seems we are a glamour model who featured in US Playboy a couple years ago (May, 2006, pg. 48) and we also used to bone Jim Carrey. I don't know when that was, but we are 25 years old now and he is 46, so whenever it was, Jim definitely gets a high five!

And I am very impressed with her guys - SUCH good angles and weighting. Put together with nicely designed areola.

Ja, God really did a number on this one.


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Karolina Kurkova
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Karolina Kurkova has done well. Perfectly in proportion and correct from every angle, she is said to have one of those faces where the left and right sides are identical. Like my balls.

Karolina was one of the youngest models to grace the cover of Vogue US (17 at the time) and is currently one of the Victoria Secret angels. Not bad going. I wonder if the Victoria Secret marketing people are going around telling everyone that Karolina is a 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs angel. Probably.

So anyway, check out her vibe below. Click pic.

Karolina Kurkova
Anatomically correct and in proportion

You'll notice the nipples are relaxed and are pointing inwards. Don't panic, that's not permanent. A little Lionel Richie's "Ballerina Girl," a glass of champiz and the ear nibble/nose-breathe-out into the ear combination will get those guys to attention in no time. She'll probably also experience a light red rash on her chest, toward the neck region - again, nothing to panic about. This simply means you're doing your job right.

Well done, by the way.

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Eva Herzigova
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Welcome, Eva! And congratulations, my darling! It was always going to happen.

I'm a big fan of Eva's and have been since the day she became a Wonderbra model. There was that famous "Hello Boys" poster that went up and caused havoc on the roads - with men crashing into each other all day long. Those who didn't crash had to deal with a houtie for the rest of the day.

I would also like to take this opportunity to make it quite clear that "Wonderbra" is in fact a brand of women's bra - it has nothing to do with the nickname you gave your best mate from the flats.

Here we see Eva quietly indluging in a spot of omphaloskepsis! Nothing wrong with that! You go RIGHT AHEAD, my babba..

Click pic to remove tit

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Cute little angel
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I lost this little babba's name after saving her naughty little picture to my very hard drive.

Sorry about that.

I'm sure you don't mind - as long as you can "clock" her tabs. Very nice tabs, they are - pert. They remind me of this girl in London. God, she was sweet. Neurotic. Psycho. But sweet, nonetheless.

A sweet psycho.

An adorable neurotic.

Ooh, LOOK at you!

God she is a cutie. I am perfectly fine with that look. Her mouth is very naughty. Very naughty indeed.

I would bite that bottom lip.

Ever so softly.

She would please me.

I would buy her a handbag.

We would holiday in France.

She would reproduce.

Beautiful children.

Intelligent, beautiful children.

Everywhere.



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ps. after some discussion and reflection, we have decided that this little angel is just too thin. We don't condone such skinnyness and didn't want it to go without mention. But she won't be changed. She is Tuesday Tabs # 64, and that will never be taken away from her.

Her tabs are great though - but she would get hurt.
 

Carla Bruni
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Aah Carla Bruni - the soon to be wife of French president, Nicolas Sarkozy. Ex-supermodel and ex-flame of a number of English (and other) rock stars, Carla Bruni has been known to get her kit off from time to time. Here's one of them for your Tuesday Tabs viewing.

Taken quite a few years back - probably around the time that Mick Jagger was tapping her.

Before he tossed her.

Geniedit.

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Stacey Elder
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Well this came as a pleasant surprise! I had never heard of American model, Stacey Elder before and was directed to her very recently by one of my advisors. "What a set," I was told. I did some investigating of my own and stumbled upon one of the better Tuesday Tabs I have ever presented to you.

Words like "good Lord" and "oh my sweet fuck" come to mind.

Check this out (Click the pic to lose the prick).

Thanks Stace

Are you ok with that?

Whilst I'm a big fan of all breasts, big and small, I will say one thing. If any of you girls out there are INSISTING on getting a boob job - THIS is the EXACT size you want. And those of you wanting a boob REDUCTION, THIS is ALSO the EXACT size you want.

Stunning! Just stunning!

Stacey Elder - the benchmark.

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Olga Kurylenko - Never heard of her! Doesn't matter!
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Good morning friends and welcome to your life. It's a new year and you're looking better than ever! 2008 - it's gonna be crazy. So tasty. So mnandi.

Christ I'm glad new year is over, my body is a mess! We spent it at Caprice which was out of control - everyone came right - one of those 'magic' nights resulting in a series of high-fives the following day. That's if I could remember the following day. Which I don't at all.

Yesterday was COMPLETELY useless. I do recall something, however, on the Crime & Investigation channel about women who murder their husbands. Nice. Good one to show on New Year's day - following the New Year celebrations - a time traditionally reserved for extensive wife-beating.

There will be no radio show this week as I will be in Plettenberg Bay, witnessing the blessed holy union of two people, overseen by God and Christ Jesus.

Last week's unprecedented show with Johnny Vaughan and The TBG was completely off the hook and there will be a download of the show SOMETIME soon! I promise.

All this talk of God (who gave us his only son) suggests that we should, perhaps, pause to reflect on all that is good and evil in this world. A world where temptation will test us at every corner. Temptation and sin..

Like this, for example...

A belated TUESDAY TABS for yesterday!

Welcome Olga Kurylenko!

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Olga Kurylenko

Whilst the photo certainly does lend itself to amateur R Kelly type photography, I am happy to report to Olga Kurylenko is actually a successful 28 year old model and actress, from the Ukraine (another one who managed to resist the bright Lights of Mavericks).

All above board here, my china.

Happy New Year, girls and boys.

May each drop of rain and ray of sunlight for 2008 bring you hope and joy and wank on this and the wings of an eagle and the guidance to wank. May you find the time to laugh and reflect with your family and blah and something something and peace and love and prosperity and burp.

Now and forever.

Amen.

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Reka Ebergenyi
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It might come as a bit of shock to you when I tell you that this chick is actually white. You're probably used to surnames ending in "genyi" resulting in a more "mocha" skin colour. Well that is why I am here - to educate you.

Reka Ebergenyi is not from the Eastern Cape or anything, but actually from HUNGARY! It turns out they also have surnames with similar spelling to our traditional African names.

Click for NSFW pic. She is in TERRIBLY good nick!

Hungary indeed!

Interesting.

Funnily enough, we are yet to find a supermodel with the first name "Mavis."

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Adriana Lima
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It's quite special that we get two Victoria's Secret models, two weeks in a row. Here is Adriana Lima, who I claimed before she made it big with VS.

You'll also know her from the Maybelline ads.

Enjoy her.

I do.

Oh, I also thought I'd emntion that she, like me, is an only child.

She is currently seeing NBA player, Serbian Jaric.

Unlike me, she claims to be a virgin.

So that also makes her a liar.

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Gisele Bündchen
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Shh! Take it easy..

I know....I know - I was just as shocked as you were but yes, we have acquired a shot of Gisele for Tuesday Tabs. I won't ramble on too much here because it is 10 to five on Tuesday arvee and I want the desk robots out their to get their Tuesday fix, before they clock out for the day.

Enjoy it. It looks like Tuesday Tabs might have an extra Tuesday TREAT for you if you click nicely.

Click the pic to lose the prick

Mnandi?

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Milla Jovovich
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Originally from the Ukraine, it is surprising she missed the boat to Mavericks as a child, where she would have been groomed into a fine dancer.

Nonetheless, Milla Jovovich moved to London at the age of 5 and then on to The States with her folks (The UNITED States, not The FREE State). At school she was teased relentlessly and was called names including "Commie" (communist) and "Russian Spy" - God, kids are cruel.

It's not a big deal anymore because she went on to become all sorts of things, like the face of Revlon and Dior and the star of many films, including The Fifth Element, Joan of Arc and Resident Evil. She is fucking gorgeous and reminds me a bit of Linda Evangelista (interestingly enough, it was Linda who uttered the phrase, "We don't get out of bed for less than $10,000" - good girl!).

Her tabs are cute little guys and they seem very spontaneous.

Welcome, Milla!

Milla - mucking about at home

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Christy Turlington - taking it back to the old school
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Christy was great! She really was. Always chilled. Always deep. Never shy to get her kit off. Unlike Claudia - God! What was her PROBLEM?! I mean ALL OF THEM got their tabs out - Christy, Cinds, Helena.... EVERYONE - except Ms. Schiffer. Why did it have to be the supermodel that I chose? All of my mates were whacking off to their supermodels whilst I had to do as best I could with another innocent flowing white fabric soft lens photoshoot with Claudia. It took YEARS before we saw her tabs. She had to be snapped about 1,000km offshore on a yacht, using something out of Gallileo's observatory. SO very childish.

And so, Christy..... thank you my angel.

Click the pic to lose the tit.

Christy Turlington - Tuesday Tabs # 56

Hoskins coming along nicely...

Seems confortable in his new role...


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As Oregan Hoskins is ushered in as the new Tuesday Tabs Tit
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It's all TERRIBLY exciting! There is so much happening in this one article. Watch it develop in front of your very eyes!

I'll begin by taking this opportunity to give my bit on the current Jake White affair that is starting to bore me, as the drone that is local media continues to whip that horse. It's basic stuff - Jake's a beaut, the senior management is a dogshow - don't waste your time screaming about it - we're WORLD CHAMPIONS - who gives a fuck? Move on - there is NOTHING NEW here WHATSOEVER.

So all I want to say is THANK YOU, Jake. Thanks for the good times, pal. We're stoked to be champions. It's obvious you wouldn't take another job from those clowns anyway. But I'll tell you one thing, we'll hire you at the drop of a fucking hat, my boet - even if it's just to have you there, chilling next to us, holding the cup - whatever you want, it's yours.

And so, that little number flows very smoothly into this important announcement : Just like Francois Pienaar wore his crown as the Tuesday Tabs Tit until the day he was erased from all memory, so too will Oregan Hoskins hold this seat until his departure from office.

Congratulations, Oregan, you've earned it!

[polite clap]

It is at this moment that I find it pertinent to remind our readers of two STUNNING moments in our boy's last year. Sit back and enjoy.

Let's go back in time to May 16 (this year), when Oregan Hoskins was on my pal John Robbie's show on Radio 702 - a rare moment in SA radio where we found Oregan Hoskins getting buggered from behind on live air. It was at this moment (listening to him carry on LIKE A CHILD!) that I truly grasped what we are dealing with when it comes to this man. It is OFF THE CHARTS! I mean, really! - TO EXPOSE one's inner insecure self, to such an extent, ON RADIO, is QUITE mind shattering. How VERY emboerrissing indeed.
Click here for a walk down memory lane.

The second one was only a few days later, a proud moment in our boy's career - when he was awarded The Sunday Times Mampara of the Week award! Awesome, Hoskers! There's one for the pool room!
Click here for that little titbit.

And then, lastly, a big welcome to our first Tuesday Tabs babe to wear Oregan Hoskins as a stikini - Ana Claudia Michels. Hello, my baby! This chick is RAD. She used to be on my desktop at one stage. I just enjoy her vibe. You'll be surprised how much you can tell about someone from a modeling shot. She seems like the kind of chick who is quite happy to chill at the Safe House on the sofa and read a mag or two.... whilst Daddy Cool finishes off something very important on the computer, before we go down for a quick walk on the beach - followed by a pop into Caprice to try the new 2oceansvibe cocktail on their new menu.

[sigh]

Ok, that'll do.

Here she is, my darlings - Ana Claudia Michels - great vibe.

Nice one, Ozza!

Seth Rotherham
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Sophie Anderton
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Apologies to those of you who have been experiencing a delayed response to emails you may have sent me. I have a new laptop and the transfer from the old one is taking time. It also doesn't help that I am using my tongue to type instead of my fingers - such is my desire to lick this laptop ALL THE TIME. Have a little look on the "internet" for the Sony Vaio VGN-TZ17GN... Mmmm, you know you want it...

Right, ok, here we are... Tuesday el Tabbo's! Today I chose the wonderful Sophie Anderton who shot to fame as one of the earlier Wonderbra models. I was a lot younger at the time and I remember being really knocked out by her. I haven't thought about her for some time, although I'm sure she thinks of me CONSTANTLY.

So I revisited her today, and this is what I found....

She has a LOVELY set - I really enjoy this spec

Obviously post argument - awesome

You'll notice we are still looking for someone to replace Francois Pienaar as the tit that hides the tits. Throwing some ideas around.....

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A final goodbye to Francois Pienaar as we celebrate India's Paris Hilton
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Wow. What a moment this is! We enter into a new year of Tuesday Tabs and at THE SAME TIME we bid farewell to Francois Pienaar. A man who spent a FULL YEAR on this website, adding to his EXCESSIVE OVER-EXPOSURE that we as a nation have had to endure for the last 12 years.

We caught up with Francois this morning who had this to say:

"Whilst the rumour that I wanted the Springboks to lose the World Cup is certainly not true, the chance of not being associated with so many fellow tits on the pages of 2oceasvibe, truly was my biggest worry. But now, it is done - I am finished. Good luck to the next Tuesday Tabs Tit; I can't WAIT to see who it is!"

Pretty emotional stuff from Francois Pienaar, whoever that is.

Anyway, on to this week's Tuesday Tabs. We have no idea what her name is. All we know is she is India's Paris Hilton lookalike. And a bloody good one at that!

Click for NSFW version.

Ay man! She look like Paris Hilton man!
Top of the raaaange!

Seth Rotherham
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Shannon Elizabeth sees us into a new year of tabs
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WHAT an occasion this is! Can you believe it?! It seems like just yesterday we unveiled the globally recognised weekly flesh treat, Tuesday Tabs. With Pink taking the first steps into what has become a South African institution, we thought we would sum it up with our personal favourite from the year that has been.

Please enjoy Shannon Elizabeth getting into a new (very welcomed) position for this great celebration.

Click that - it's good.

Hold on tight, Francois..
'cos it'll be gone from your mits in 4 days time

Seth Rotherham
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Sienna Miller - again - but this time with a LITTLE BIT MORE..
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We've had Sienna Miller on Tuesday Tabs before and we applaud her for her vibe. Obviously to warrant another visit would require something pretty spectacular. We've found that something and you will too when you click this image below to reveal not ONE, but TWO pics from her new hippy movie she has been working on...... (*cough*vagina*cough*).

Sienna - clearly cold
 
[And Francois, enjoying his final days in the sun,
before he is finally erased from all living memory.
If there was ever a better reason for the Boks to win....]

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Ashley Judd
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I think it's fair to say that LANK guys enjoy Ashley Judd. I remember claiming her in the movie Heat. God, she was gorgeous there.

Cute.

Do you remember Ash in Heat? That's the movie where Al Pacino (the cop) arrived home late and said to his wife (who was in QUITE a mood at this stage), "I've got TWO DEAD BODIES on a SIDEWALK....off Venice BOULEVARD.....Justine...............[picks up the chicken piece, looks at it, throws it back on the plate]...I'm sorry if the god-damned chicken......is....over-cooked.."

His wife was also pretty hot in that movie. Remember she had that brat daughter who freaked out that time she couldn't find her shoe.

But look, this is not about Al's wife, or that revolting little child.... this is about Ashley and her tabs.

Here they are from some other movie that she did.

They're FINE.

I wouldn't do flick-flacks, but I'm definitely not sending them back.
 

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Naomi Campbell
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It's a classic pose, with her tabs poking out of the outfit she is wearing - and a phone in her hand, obviously signifying her weapon of choice when accosting her hired help.

She has a firm pair, old Naomi.

Welcome, my love.

Oh my God! That is SO racist!

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Dita Von Teese
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Aah Deets!

Marilyn Manson's ex, Dita Von Teese is easily my favourite burlesque fetish model. In fact I think it's fair to say that she is the ONLY model of this type that I am aware of. Either way, she is absolutely gorgeous. She's just so woman! And her tabs.... well that is why they are right here on 2oceansvibe's World famous Tuesday Tabs.

Welcome, Dita. And WELL DONE!

These are quite special. Click for NSFW version.

Stunning! Just stunning!

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Gail Porter
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I know! It's an absolute classic. Gail Porter! Out of nowhere - pulls in for a bit of Tuesday Tabs!

If you were in London at the time you might remember the coup d'etat pulled by FHM Magazine; ironically ON the Houses of Parliament.

(insert "Big Ben" penis hard-on joke here)

I must say Gail Porter never put a foot wrong in our day. She was consistently a mixture of cute and sexy. Her bum and her tabs were so edible. Not in a violent flesh-chomping way, but more of a sexual swallowing-whole kind of way. With a cheeky but romantic burp afterward (trying it out without the 's' - don't mind it). There were other little starlets. I mean, Cat Deeley was cool, but I embarrassed myself in front of her which kind of ruined my feelings about her; she was too much of a tom boy anyway.

So anywee, I think a big congrats goes out to Gail Porter for being Tuesday Tabs number 47!

Well done, babba!

Click pic for the real deal.

That's basically what you're looking for
  

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Melissa Theuriau
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You'll remember THIS 2005 article about Melissa Theuriau, the hottest news presenter on the planet. Here is one of the pics from that article to jog your memory:

She is quite something.

Does she have the journalistic skills of Ruda Landman? Who knows? I doubt it. I also doubt that I would be AS excited to see Ruda's torso as I am this French angel's. That is why I thought we should repeat a previous entry and have it featured, officially, in the Tuesday Tabs hall of fame.

What can I say, Melissa. Merci!

Click for enlargement:

Nice


Fine


Stunning

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Dannii Minogue
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I've never been a massive fan of Kylie's sis Dannii Minogue. Probably because one never knows HOW to be a fan of hers. I mean, what does she do? She just appears in various forms of undress in various lads mags. Is that it? 'Cos if all you have to do to be a fan of hers is perve her body in magazines, then, I guess I'm a fan!

Does she sing?

I know ansolutely nothing about this chick - other than this:

Give Dannii a little click

Seth Rotherham
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Sienna Miller revisited
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Hi team! I've been very crafty here and pretended that this article was put up on Tuesday when, in fact, it is WEDNESDAY right now! I am SO out of control at the moment!

Anyhoo, enjoy these recent pics of Sienna. She has a lovely little pair of guys. Very much my vibe. Not that I'm too fussy. Well I am but, you know...

Click pics (double trouble!) for NSFW versions.

thanks charl
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We revisit Petra Nemcova
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I thought we would kick off this Tuesday with an early morning Tuesday Tabs. Today, courtesy of Petra Nemcova, we bring you one of the more important pair of guys. We've had Petra before on Tuesday Tabs, but this particular angle is quite something!

Click pic for NSFW version.

Hold your breath...

Top of the range

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Cindy Crawford
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I'm really pleased that supermodels are looked after for the rest of their lives. Here we see Cindy Crawford on a superyacht, enjoying the high life. And so she should; she was a supermodel after all!

Her tabs also seem to be very well looked after.

Good for you, Cinds. Good for US!

Click for NSFW version.

Seth Rotherham
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Renee Russo!
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I know! It's crazy! Mrs. Thomas Crown, right here!

Look, this is clearly an earlier pic of Renee Russo, but it doesn't matter and I think she is still hot these days.

Either way, I am particularly happy with these little guys. Well sized and comfortable.

Welcome, Renee!

(Click pic for NSFW version)

Renee - thinking..

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Kelly Brooke - AGAIN!
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In an unprecedented move, we are bringing you a Tuesday Tabs of someone who was on Tuesday Tabs only two weeks before! Whilst we might risk the dangers of monotony, I feel it is well worth it.

I found these pics yesterday. They are so glorious that I simply have to show them to you. We normally only show one Tuesday Tabs pic but, 'fuck it', I thought, so WHAT if we push the envelope on a Tuesday.

Click pics for NSFW versions.

Well done, Kelly!

Well done, BILLY!

Wonderful	Just Wonderful

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Hilts
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This Tuesday Tabs will be quite different to the other ones. I don't need to give you TOO much background here. It's Paris Hilton.

Amazing how we've seen her having sexual intercourse on video and we still enjoy catching a little nipple action from her. Bizarre.

Nice, nonetheless.

Click to see NSFW version.

Last season's Diors. Still fine.

Seth Rotherham
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Kelly Brooke
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Apologies to those of you who experienced the 2oceansvibe vanishing yesterday. It appears I forgot to pay my renewal fees for the domain, 2oceansvibe. Shocking! So anyway, it's paid now. You can once again enjoy countless hours of drivel. Starting with this week's Tuesday Tabs! Billy Zane's girlfriend, Kelly Brooke!

She has a fine pair.

"Alert," I'd say.

Listen to your friend Billy Zane.
He's a cool dude.

Seth Rotherham
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Michelle Marsh
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I went for a drive around the so-called "internet" the other day and in one of the shop windows they had a picture of some young lady struggling to hide her tabs on the beach. She was running. She struggled to hold her tabs against her body as each one was the size of a small Cambodian child. I know this because I have several stored underneath the floorboards at the Paris Hilton house. Her name was given as Michelle Marsh.

Put them down

"Now hang on just a second here", I thought to myself, "I've seen those bazookas somewhere before!"

I looked through my special folder on my desktop and found some topless pics of the very same angel! Perfect for Tuesday Tabs!

So let's not waste anymore time - here they are! Click for NSFW version:

Cute

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Heather Graham
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I know things are slow at the moment, but Daddy Cool has a slight cold at the moment....

You'll be surprised to learn that Heather will be 40 in three years time. You will, however, be pleased that she has taken some moments in her 37 year life to take her tabs out - for our exclusive enjoyment. Thanks, angel!

Ex-Catholic girl

Not that the presenting of her tabs hasn't had its drawbacks; it is for this very reason that Heather Graham is estranged from her parents. This is following them instructing her never to be involved in any movie promoting sex or nudity. Starring in Boogie Nights was probably the final straw...

Well, thank God she went this route! Because now you are blessed with images including this one below. I'll be honest, she has a FINE pair!

Click image for NSFW version.

Give us a hug

Seth Rotherham
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Cameron Diaz
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I watched Cameron Diaz's new movie, "The Holiday" on the plane sometime over the last three weeks and got quite into it.

Cameron Diaz's face

I don't know if it was a result of the whiskey record I was trying to set on the flight, but I remember having a moment where I convinced myself that this was the best movie in the world, ever. I also remember having a nice little cry during the movie - so I was clearly a little fragile. Either way, it's a great little movie and you should see it if you haven't already.

So anyway, I thought I'd have a squizz around and find you a little topless shot of her. I'll be honest, I quite enjoy them..

Click pic for NSFW version.

Cameron Diaz's tabs - enjoyable

Seth Rotherham
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Davin Lexen
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Never heard of her. But a quick Geegle search confirms that this young lady is a Playboy Playmate. I thought it would be appropriate, given that I have just returned from the city with the highest number of fake breasts per square mile in the world.

Well done, Davin - you're good to go.

Very chilled Sunday night vibe.
Carte Blanche and a quiet 8 o' clock movie.
Snuggling. Nothing major.
Spoon position. Chilled.
Maybe just some gentle grinding from behind.
Tracksuit pants.
Nothing radical.
Maybe grind a little bit harder.
But still very chilled.
Let her arch her back and push against you.
Very harmless.
Tickle the side of her tummy.
Maybe run that hand a little bit higher.
One more big thrust.
ACTION
"I honestly didn't expect this to happen"
Course you didn't.....

Seth Rotherham
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Gena Lee Nolin
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Hey Y' all. This is the first Tuesday Tabs coming at you from L.A. That stands for Lost Angeles. That's in the United States. The American ones. The United States of America. Not to be confused with the Orange Free State, where Nick Goldblatt is from, which is also known as "The States".

Some of you will say that it (Tuesday Tabs # 33) is late and that I didn't really put it up on Tuesday. But I'll lie to you and make excuses about time zones and all sorts of shit which will be very confusing, so let's just forget about it.

Here is Gena Lee Nolin, from Baywatch. I'm sure some of you have been DYING to see her tabs for many years and I'm pleased that your dream will be fulfilled. It's unfortunate that the whole experience could be a major let down. I was not impressed with Nolin's tabs WHATSOEVER. I don't know what they're trying to do. They're possibly the worst boob job ever and the areola leave a lot to be desired. Honestly, they're very confusing and I don't appreciate weird breast optical illusions. It's like David Blaine is living inside her breasts.

Gena Lee Nolin - confusing

Seth Rotherham
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Carmen Electra
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I've never gone mental over Carmen Electra but I am quite aware that there is a large host of males out there who do pull out her file from time to time. After some research I am pleased to enlighten you with the fact that her real name is Tara Patrick. Those of you have have been naughty enough to have delved into a bit of porn MIGHT be aware that one of God's most famous porn stars has virtually the same name - Tera Patrick. Pretty similar, yes? It was, funnily enough, Prince that got her to change her name to Carmen Electra and also guided her through her first and last RAP album.

I know, 2oceansvibe is basically the fountain of knowledge.

Carmen stopped by the other day and fell asleep on the sofa at the Safe House. I took this pic for you.

Carmen having a little doedoes

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Tamara Witmer
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This is what Bruce Willis has been tapping lately. Playboy Playmate, Tamara Witmer. At 29 years his junior (23 and 52), I think Bruce deserves a high five.

So Bruce, I hope you don't mind, but we've given your little angel the Tuesday Tabs # 31 title.

Well done, angel!

Click for NSFW version.

Absolutely fine

Seth Rotherham
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Laetitia Casta
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Before we say anything, I think a big happy birthday to Laetitia Casta, who turned 29 on 11 May! Happy Birthday poppit! And what better gift than to have your stunning tabs presented to the 2oceansvibe faithful!

"Teesh"
(if you know her as well as we do)

Just to bring you up to speed, Laetitia has been the face of L'Oreal, Dior and Chanel (we like Chanel). She also hasn't been shy of punishing a bit of Victoria' Secret, ELLE magazine, Vogue, Guess?, Rolling Stone, Sports Illustrated and the Pirelli Tires Calendar. Well, anyone who is a friend of Pirelli's, is a friend of ours!

Welcome, Laetitia!

Click the pic to reveal a sensational sensation.

Oh very nice, Laetitia!
Thank you, my darling.

Seth Rotherham
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Shannon Elizabeth - Actress
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This is the result if you mix French, English, Cherokee, Lebanese and Syrian blood. It's a good result. They should do it more often.

Some of you might not know that, apart from being wank fodder in the movie American Pie, Shannon Elizabeth is one of the top ranking celebrity poker players in the US and visits Vegas up to three times every month. She enjoys it. We enjoy her.

Click her.

Shannon Elizabeth
FINE

Seth Rotherham
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Victoria Silvstedt - Sportswomen, Playmate
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For someone who started out as a member of the Swedish National ski team, Victoria Silvstedt has certainly gone from strength to strength. When a shoulder injury ended her career at 16, her mother entered her into Miss Sweden and she came second and went on to reach the final 8 in Miss World in the mid-90's (hosted in South Africa). Playboy was only moments away and she became Playmate of the Year in 1997. Hating that!

We're proud of you, my angel. Keep it coming.

Vics Silvstedt
Sportwomen, playmate, object of your affection

Seth Rotherham
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Lucy Pinder - very welcome
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Let me introduce you to Lucy Pinder. Well known in the UK, Lucy made her name as a glamour model.

Luce. Relaxed.

Aah, you like? Isn't she gorgeous!

Up until now, Lucy Pinder has refused to go fully topless, always posing topless, but hiding her nipples. Her gorgeous nipples. But then, within the last month, Lucy gave us the gift of nipples in Nuts Magazine. I managed to get that for you and I want you to enjoy it.

Happy Tuesday, people.

Click the pic to lose the prick (NSFW)

Good morning, my darling.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
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Karolina Kurkova - Victoria's Secret Supermodel
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It really is a treat when one is able to present a topless shot of a Supermodel.

"'Ell, what a pleasure!"

Fine

So here we have supermodel, Karolina Kurkova, showing us exactly why she is a Victoria's Secret model. I am very pleased with the results. But the best thing about all of this is she seems like a bloody decent young lady. I could just imagine laughing with her about how awkward it was when I first met her parents. When I tried to communicate in their language and I said "Pleased to pee on you," instead of "pleased to meet you!"

Ha ha ha!! That was SO funny! And to think that was two whole years ago...before we even knew we would be having our one-year-old son, D'Artagnan. God, he is beautiful.

Click the pic to lose the prick:

Mnandi

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Emmanuelle Chriqui
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It's good timing for this one. This little angel appears in series 2 or 3 of Entourage and she is absolutely delectable! She has recently afforded earth a glimpse of her left nipple.

Thanks, my sweet. That's bloody decent of you!

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Here is the pic you're looking for. Click image to see what you're looking for (NSFW)

Seth Rotherham
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Keira Knightley
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You may or may not know that I'm not the biggest Knightley fan. There is something going on with her mouth, jaw and teeth that I just can't quite get my head around. Nonetheless, I am aware that there are people out there who find her incredibly amazing. I have unearthed a topless shot of her that you might enjoy.

Slightly unconventional, Keira sports a raised areola which may appeal.

Interesting.

Fine.

Fine

Seth Rotherham
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Reese Withers
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Footage from a movie of sorts.

She's done well.

Oh very nice, Reese

Seth Rotherham
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...switching to guns
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What I'm doing here, is I am deceiving you. I have neglected you due to my own selfish reasons. I am putting this article up on March 22, but I am pretending it is/was being put up on Tuesday, 20 March - so as to make it SEEM like Tuesday Tabs was put up on the right day!

Crafty, I know.

But I really do feel bad for lying and that is why I have cut four deep parallel lines down my thigh with a razor blade. To punish myself. I then cut one line ACROSS those four lines, to make the healing process even longer.

I have also been hurling for most of this morning, disgusted in myself.

Lastly, to make up for all of this, I give you the biggest possible Tuesday Tabs. Katie Price - AKA JORDAN!

HATING!

Seth Rotherham
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Some of you will be old enough to remember Keeley Hazel
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Shortly after we got colour TV in South Africa (when you were a child) they also invented the so called "internet". Shortly after that, came Keeley Hazel. Keeley first graced the pages of 2oceansvibe when she gave herself to the internet in the form of a sex video. Naturally, we felt, at the time, that you should decide for yourself whether or not it was a good or a bad career move for the young lass. Whatever you thought, she became the 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs model number 13.

And now she returns, proudly, as number 21. And this time it's sans sex video! That's right, it's back to basics for Keels. Strictly flesh stills.

Welcome back baby! Daddy missed you!

Don't be naughty my babba

Seth Rotherham
Editor
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The Devil Wears Prada's Anne Hathaway
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I am fine with these guys. Well done Anne, for choosing clothing that flashbulbs remove.

Seth Rotherham
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Welcome Sienna
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Quite simply, Sienna Miller.

I'm fine with them.

Click for NSFW pic.

Fine

Seth Rotherham
Editor
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Hello Kylie!
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Apologies for there being no Tuesday Tabs yesterday but that's what happens when you have a 24 hour silence in memory of someone - you have to stay silent. Dead silent. As silent as a doornail. As silent as a pillow. As silent as a pavlova. I laughed yesterday - I found it terribly funny imagining a new pavlova car model. How funny would that be. Say this in a serious TV ad voice - THE NEW CHRYSLER PAVLOVA. Hah!

Some might say I'm getting sidetracked. Some may be right. I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. Turn out the lights. Don't try and save me. You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right.

Enough! Please enjoy Kylie's Tuesday Tabs. Thank you, Kylie, from everyone.

Stunning

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Nothing wrong, Jen!
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Well look at this! Jennifer Aniston's tabs from the movie, The Breakup. Nice. Nothing wrong at all. We need to see them side by side with Angelina Jolie's to really get an idea of the change that Brad Pitt has experienced. On the other hand, Jen's face is starting to bore me.

Click me to make me big

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The 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year - Heather Vuur
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Heather Vuur is not only on fire, but also tipped to be this year's Penthouse Pet of the Year. Wow, what an accolade! Here we see Heather getting ready for a party.

I believe the theme tonight is Pirates of the Caribbean.
Will this do? Sure, why not!

Previously known as Heather Vandeven, you may have seen her in the odd porno. Personally, I don't know much about porn. I mean, what's the point? Anyway, you might enjoy these tasteful shots of the young lady.

 
Thanks again to Francois Pienaar
for still being around 12 years later

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New Paris Hilton pics
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Nothing new here, we've seen these guys before.

From the treasure trove that is Paris Hilton's garage sale comes these new pics of Hilts on a boat. I must say, she has two wonderful little guys. This Tuesday Tabs comes to you today because yesterday was a day of memory for Mickey Munden. So it's Tuesday Tabs on Wednesday. This is in no way connected to the days of the week mentioned on the note I received from Mavis.

Enjoy!

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Welcome, Mena!
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I've always wondered what Mena Suvari's guys looked like - and now I know. I must say, they're not anything like the picture I was using in my brain.

Not

the

best

I've

seen

in

my

life

These pics were taken literally in the last week and have just hit the self-styled "internet".

Enjoy them! If you can.

 
Why? Why did you do that?

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It's a double header!
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It's not every day that this happens - that a Tuesday Tabs coincides with the release of a highly anticipation home sex tape. Just sit back and let it unfold before you.

It brings a tear to my eye. To see a gorgeous young lady break her way into the the Page 3 market, become a household name and finally create a home sex tape - it's just......its just..... too precious. Good girl!

For those of you who don't know who Keeley is, I will begin by offering you this week's Tuesday Tabs.

Hazell is regularly featured in Zoo and continues to appear in The Sun at least once every two weeks (boosting sales by 25,000 when she is on the front page). She has been on the cover of The Sun's 2006 and 2007 Page 3 calendars, in addition to her own 2006 and 2007 wall calendars, the latter of which sold 30,000 in its first days of release.

Hazell was offered a chance to be in Playboy, but declined because she was not comfortable doing a full nude shoot.

Hazell is the face of Sony Computer Entertainment Europe's Formula One 06 video game for the PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, and PlayStation 3.

But then:

Now this is what we want to chat about. Although we certainly do not condone the publishing of such material, we feel we need to highlight what is going on, for educational purposes. 2oceansvibe has done all the research you need to get the tape, should you feel the need. We have put together a wide array of links to various sources of the tape (they can be temperamental).

Download Keeley Hazell sex tape
 
NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK
IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM

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The second tabs of the New Year
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Kate Moss, again. The first person to have a double entry on Tuesday Tabs. The reason being these were taken literally last week as Kate got married to walking heroin needle, Pete Doherty.

Her breasts seem to have had a fall from grace. You might remember her first Tuesday Tabs - they were electric. But now, they're just a display of madness - nothing else.

You have been warned.

Kate Moss - now

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The first tabs of the New Year
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Welcome Penelope Cruz.

They seem happy.

We, in turn, are happy.

Bless you.

Thanks Pen

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The Christmas Elves
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Francois has his work cut out for him this time, as we present our most festive Tuesday Tabs to date. Thank you, hungry little elves.

Are those daddy's little elves?

ARE THOSE DADDY'S LITTLE ELVES?

I THINK THEY ARE!

I THINK THOSE ARE DADDY'S NAUGHTY LITTLE ELVES!!!!!

And WHY aren't daddy's little elves wearing any clothes?

That's because they are NAUGHTY little elves!!!!

Come sit on daddy's lap.

I think I know some naughty little elves

thanks crispian
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Sharon Stone
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What I've done here is I have put the Tuesday Tabs up on Wednesday morning. But I have changed the date to yesterday's date - thus tricking you into thinking that I must have put it up quite late on Tuesday night. I know, it's quite sneaky sneaky. It's season time and it's bloody crazy in Cape Town. But look, at least you can get an up to date look at the state of Sharon Stone.

She's 48 at the moment and I'm fine with her vibe. Obviously keep this in mind before you have a go at Shazza for the small amount of muffin top above her costume.

Shazza - with muffin top

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Jaime Presley
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Our latest Tuesday Tabs ever. Put up at 20h45 on Tuesday 5 December. It's embarrasingly late. But it's fine. It's Tuesday. It's fine. We win! You win!

NSFW.

Pressers - fine

FURTHERMORE: Nadine B writes in to tell us that Jaime Presley can be seen naked for much of the movie entitled: Poison Ivy: The New Seduction. Thanks Nadz.

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Luba - you might remember her from the Misty Clifs house
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This is quite a fun one. You might remember the article I popped up a while back about those sisters, one of which whose name is Luba. She is married to famous nude photographer, Peter Hegre. He does quite a lot of nude work with her and claims she is the perfect woman.

You be the judge.

Luba - her Tuesday Tabs debut

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The herione chic trash drugged up Courtney Love
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Ja, we've dealt with this type before. Again, I'm fine with it. They have a very good weight and might have even undergone a boob reduction - a process which often ends with fantastic results.

Courters

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The undeniable splendour of Kate Moss
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Kate has never been shy to take the twins out for some fresh air, so we are certainly are not alarmed at the discovery of this pic. What we can say, however, is that this is one of the best angles ever taken of the pair.

In a word............."pert"

Thanks Kate

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Thank you, Petra
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As we continue our supermodel theme, I must make mention of the fact that Petra Nemcova is very much an honourary member of 2oceansvibe - ever since I had that now-famous phone call from the Czech beauty who is now boning James Blunt. Actually, I think it's over now. Yes, it is. This article confirms that our boy has been a bit too haphazard with the spreading of his seed.

And so, it is with raptures of joy that I welcome Petra Nemcova to our fourth Tuesday Tabs celebration. Congratulations, Pezza! On behalf of the 2oceansvibe readers I would like to thank you for your perfectly structured body.

God bless.

Click each pic to remove Francois Pienaar and enjoy Petra Nemcova (NSFW)

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Can you believe it!
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Our THIRD Tuesday Tabs! Already! God, it's incredible!

And it seems like JUST yesterday....

Today we welcome another of the original supermodels - Elle Macpherson. Welcome, Elle.

It's a good look

Some of the guys in the boarding house chose Elle over Claudia and Cindy.
Not as many as Claudia and Cindy. But she certainly did have her support base.

Dubbed "The Body", there were no surprises here. We always knew that she was packing.

Click to enlarge and remove Francois (NSFW).

Thanks again, Francois. For everything. Seriously.

Ok, so there you have it. I was quite happy with the results of that one.

I have defintiely come into contact with duplicates of these before. It's quite hard to focus on enjoying them at the time because you just want to go out and celebrate.

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As a new tradition unfolds before us
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The response to last week's (our first) Tuesday Tabs was quite astounding. I was just mucking about - you know - like when you muck about with your muckers, (M Brain)......and now it's like a feature on the website.

Tuesday Tabs - a legend is born.

So you can all touch yourselves very gently as you realise you are a part of something that you'll one day tell your red headed step-children about.

Today's Tuesday Tabs feature is none other than Seth Rotherham's supermodel, Claudia Schiffer. We all had our supermodel as kids - and I mean the original supermodels - including Claudia, Cindy, Christy, Naomi, Elle, Helena and Linda. Most of the guys in the boarding house went for Cindy, but Claudia (now 36) was the only one who really completed me. I tried out a massive Cindy Crawford poster in my cube, but I wasn't being true to myself. She could never be Claudia, and she never was. My bedroom at home had pretty much a full wall of Claudia posters, pics and magazine tear-outs. My parents graciously fed my hunger and duly brought home Claudia Schiffer exercise videos from their trips overseas.

I do feel slightly bad showing you pics of Clauds without her top on as (now that I am an international man of leisure and pleasure) I will probably end up getting smashed with her in a jacuzzi somewhere and she'll have to do the walk of shame from my cabin the morning-after. My how the tables have turned, hey Clauds?

She will probably recognise me: "Are you that naughty little boy that used to be naughty in front of my pictures all day?"

"That's right, Schiffers, and I think we all agree...... KYK HOW LYK HY NOU!"

"You speak Dutch?"

"Maybe. You spank my bum?"

"Ooooooooh, you so NAUGHTY!! LIP MY STOCKING!!!"

But seriously, I have to be careful, it is very easy to end up next to anyone you talk about these days. My ex-girlfriend/muse actually worked for Claudia for a while in London and used to report back with tales. I never let on that Claudia was my original supermodel. She would have had too much enjoyment telling me stories. I pretended I didn't care, but put all the info into my wank bank, for later use.

Ok, in terms of her tabs I am very pleased. They have both excellent curvature and weighting. I would say that a together-squeeze would produced a wonderful picture before one's eyes. The nipples are of good size and nature and, when encouraged, could probably transform into a vision of sorts.

Ok, so here we have it. Thanks again to Francois Pienaar for hiding the tabs in this pic, as well as curing AIDS and adopting all existing African babies. You are a shining light and I feel it quite unnecessary for you to spend 27 years on Robben Island for our sins.

Click for bigger version. (NSFW, unless your bosses are semi-cool)

Someone's sister?

Seth Rotherham
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Courtesy of Pink. Thanks Pink.
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These shots of Pink were taken ages ago by Bryan Adams. Yes, Bryan Adams the musician. I know.....weird. But it's true. This is the first of the Tuesday Tabs series that may or may not be continued.

Now, in terms of the actual tabs in question, I don't mind them at all. I've seen duplicates of these guys before and I enjoyed them. So, to the girls out there, if you've got tabs like Pink, we're absolutely FINE with them!

Click pic for bigger, uncensored NSFW version.

Seth Rotherham
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