I recived this gift from Dail-a-Surprize on my birthday and, I’ll be honest, I was pretty fucking impressed. This is premium, high quality stuff.

Check out what I got:

Quietly enjoy the little dinky bottle of Moet!
Very naughty!

What was in the box, you ask? Well, OBVIOUSLY it was a brand new 4-year-old Campbodian child (I have names her Tevvy, which means “angel”) , to add to the very few I have left, living under my floorboards. This new addition will increase my flip-flop production considerably! I just never remember to feed them so the numbers have, admittedly, dropped.

Just kidding! (Or am I?)

Seriously though, you need to check this website out. Finally someone has got it right – the layout is brilliant and they can deliver ANYTHING for you from flowers to chocolates to champagne! And, as I said, you can be assured that when it gets to the receiver, it’s quality!

www.dial-a-surprize.co.za