Hey gang,
Just a quick housekeeping notice. I get all sorts of emails regarding 2oceansvibe performance; things to do with big white spaces at the top of the page, errors, timeouts and God knows what else. One thing remains constant every time I ask those readers what browser they’re using – Microsoft Internet Explorer.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
I want you to repeat after me, “Fuck Internet Explorer.”
Say it.
Seriously, you’re better than that. WE’RE better than that. That’s why we use FIREFOX, my darlings. Have you seen this logo before?
Don’t you just LOVE the way it looks? Of course you do. Did you know that you could be a part of that logo? Did you realise that you could actually have that logo inside you? Oh yes you can, my darling!
2oceansvibe has been optimised for Firefox and, once you get into it, you’ll find your entire internet surfing experience become nothing short of orgasmic. It’s faster and it’s more secure. And, what’s more, all the cool kids are using it. You probably haven’t been aware of it, but people have been laughing at you behind your back up until now.
Are you convinced? Good, you can download Firefox below.
But first, before we go, I simply must show you this pic I stumbled upon whilst searching on the web for “firefox logo.”
“Firefox Logo”
Hey?
Words cannot fully describe how awesome and genius that is.
Enough now.
Change your life, CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD FIREFOX NOW!
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