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  • OF COURSE I’LL DO IT FOR FREE! I HATE MONEY! 2

    09 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham in Quality Humour, Very Cool, Video

    ANYONE involved in any form of digital marketing will love this video. We all get this flavour of bullshit from time to time. Generally from professional dicks.

    You know the vibe, when people ask you a favour because of your line of work, and they have no idea of what goes into it, let alone the fact that you have other things to do. And then they don’t want to pay you. Or they want to pay you 10% of what you should be getting, instead of paying the full price or full trade and getting the best possible results…Then you do it and they decide it’s not for them and they cancel the job. Sound familiar?

    You know what I’m talking about. They’re losers, and I don’t work with them.

    Check this video – you’ll laugh. You’ll cry.

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    Send this this to those clients and friends that have no clue and need a little klap on the side of the head.

    “Sorry, when you get a moment, could you maybe just make me a quick corporate ID? Not a big deal – you know, just a logo, business card and letterhead. Oooh, and a website… is that cool? Nothing fancy – just a “web presence.””

    “Oh you want a web presence?”

    “Ja, I’d dig one!”

    “Cool, here it is ” [grabs person’s head with both hands and pulls it down to meet knee, which is coming up at full force]

    [person falls to the floor. your hero stands over him]

    “Double-click that, mother fucker” [wipes mouth with back of hand]

    [walks away]

    [everything behind him explodes in a blazing inferno]

    [he doesn’t look back]

    [why? simple. because cool guys don’t look at explosions]


    [thanks crispian]

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