I’ve never really had the honours of being caught in the act with another man’s woman. And I’ve certainly not been caught hiding in the cupboard when he arrives home, either! It’s not really my vibe. In the driveway at two in the morning, sure! But never in the cupboard!

If I was caught (in the cupboard) I’d probably have to think on my feet in terms of the excuse I would give the gentleman. It would be tricky.

How elaborate would your story be?

Something like this, perhaps?

Now that’s elaborate!

Sure beats the old “I just came for a cup of coffee” angle!

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[thanks brian + high-five to graham]