The South Africa Police Service – a bastion of efficiency, and relatively humourous accents.
Ever tried calling 10111? No answer, right? Exactly. Because every South African police service man or woman is out on the STREETS.
Bam. Chew on that rubber bullet, critics.
But in all sincerity, we’re pretty lucky to have a decent police service here in Vibe land. And despite their efficiency, they’re good for a chuckle every now and then.
Take this, for example.
This was taken by a 2oceansviber from inside Cape Town Central police station.
Please note: In order for your bloodletting to qualify as murder, the victim must be human.
Provocative, isn’t it. I mean, when PETA shout, “MEAT IS MURDER!”, they’re not exactly on the legal button, are they?
Unless, of course, they’re protesting Papua New Guinea 100 years ago.
I’m also particularly fond of the phrase “Burglary Business”. Why can’t all crime have the word “business” after it? Like, “What’s all this unwelcome badgering business, ey?”
It would make reporting a crime a LOT more fun.
Either way, we got nothing but love for you guys x
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