Justin Bieber arrived in Johannesburg this morning.

Heat magazine caught the horror unfolding on film.

Mass hysteria has been reported in the greater Gauteng area, as the great walking insect zapper carves a swathe of destruction along the Ben Schoeman highway. Droves of moth-like recently pubescent girls are reportedly flinging themselves at his moving vehicle.

The humanity. The humanity.

Click here if you’re brave enough to watch the Bieber on film. I couldn’t bring myself to post moving images of it on these web pages. Some of our sponsors have teenage clients that they value.

Did you notice how the Devil Bieber masked his true identity with a beanie? Wily, crafty, cruel.