Kim Jong Il, the bluebird on the arc of the rainbow, the morning stag – Our Dear Leader – has offered the simpering worms, South Korea, an olive branch of peace.
We all know that the Dear Leader’s retribution will be swift, nuclear and total, should South Korea be silly enough to persist in it’s unjustifiable pecksnookery and belligerent acts of war. But Our Dear Leader doesn’t want it to come to that, if the South Koreans help him, to help them.
The North Korean Central News Agency, which is Kimmy’s personal letter writing service, had this to say:
We are ready to meet anyone anytime and anywhere, letting bygones be bygones, if he or she is willing to go hands in hands with us…
Of course, the proud nation of North Korea is in no way angling for food and medical supplies.
Word on the street People’s Palace is that the Southern Dogs have dismissed the olive branch, calling it insincere, and demanding an apology for that artillery shelling misunderstanding that happened late last year.
It’s forgive and forget, South Korea. Not forgive and remember. Children.
[Source : Yahoo News]
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