Woman Jumps Off 23-Storey Building And Survives

25 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone in News24, World

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A woman in Argentina flung herself off the top of a 23-storey hotel, but her suicide attempt was unluckily thwarted when she landed on a taxi cab, thereby prolonging her life.  The lesson being, if you ever find yourself plummeting towards the earth, try locate an empty taxi and get into the ‘bum-first’ position, unless you actually want to commit suicide.

Although she suffered multiple injuries and will probably be fed by intravenous tubes for months to come, it seems that she is in a stable condition.

Just to put that into perspective, each storey is approximately four metres high, so it is estimated that the woman fell just under one hundred metres before colliding with the taxi.  ONE HUNDRED METRES!

If she doesn’t build a school for Aids orphans with her own bare hands in penance, karma is gonna tear her limb from limb.  I’ve seen Final Destination, just you watch.

[Source: News24]

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