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  • Gold Bond : Your Personal Air Conditioner – Get it Now!

    31 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham in 2oceansvibe Shoppe, Cape Town Products And Retail, Featured, Health
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    I’m sure the smarter audience out there – both boys and girls alike – will be well aware of the basic joys of having some talcum powder around. Perhaps more traditionally used to combat rash and aid in cut-throat-razor shaves, it is great for your feet when wearing sockless loafers, and equally useful around the nether region on a hot day. The latter being what I wish to talk about today. My point being – imagine if your talcum powder had a menthol cooling vibe to it as well. Two words – GAME CHANGER. Follow the link – THIS STUFF WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.

    Regular visitors to the United States (of America) will be well aware of the incredible chains of “drug stores”, offering the widest range of pharmaceuticals known to man. And I’m not just talking about the drugs and medicine, I’m talking about personal hygiene products as well.

    Enter Gold Bond.

    I remember when The Roofer returned from a few years working in the US. He gave me a small container of Gold Bond and told me it would change my life. It was a pretty hot day and he urged me to sprinkle some on my testes and the all-important perineum. Moments later his prophecy came true. My life had changed. It was about 35 degrees outside and it felt like I had a cool breeze blowing through my underpants. I asked him who else knew about this.

    “Only the guys with us in Vail,” he replied.

    “Is there anything like this in South Africa,” I asked, excitedly.

    “No, but please don’t tell anyone about it,” he asked.

    It was to be our little secret.

    Years went by and my last Gold Bond import was when I came back from my stint in Los Angeles, filming that web-series with Pauly Shore. I packed the biggest bottle they had, and it has lasted me over a year. It was only in the past month that I finally ran out. It was then I realised how reliant I was on Gold Bond. But rather than the addiction being a problem, it was more a case of being so much better informed than everyone else. Was the Gold Bond perhaps my secret for staying so cool, both literally and figuratively?

    I mean, think about it – if you’re cool down there you perform better – in business and socially. You’re less bothered than everyone else. It is quite clear that Gold Bond is my edge over the rest. Everyone else is operating in a hot, muggy environment, while I’ve got personal air conditioning down there. It’s an immediate and massive advantage!


    Marilyn knew about the massive advantage

    Now let me tell you something else – I have imported a limited amount of Gold Bond body powder (Extra Strength and Triple Action Relief) and I am allowing you, the 2oceansvibers, an opportunity to purchase this “white gold.”

    I should add that I had this stock flown over on a Lear Jet. What with the soaring temperatures we are currently experiencing in South Africa, I simply couldn’t wait for slower, cheaper delivery.

    That said, the bottles (very large – see size compared to hand in above picture) are being sold at a premium. I assure you the margin is very low, and the price (although quite reasonable for those who know Gold Bond) is merely a result of the expensive transport.

    Click link below to buy yours.

    CLICK HERE TO BUY YOURS NOW!

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