The Super Bowl is coming up on Sunday and apparently the always tasteful PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) has offered NBC flippin’ great wadges of cash to air an ad filled with women fellating vegetables.

The ad, certain to be banned, is one of many that have been banned from going to air by NBC.

The banning will no doubt be met with the usual chorus of condemnation related to one or other wrongly victimised species of animal – which I can get down with.

PETA is doing sterling work with their inane and often obtuse advertising. I mean can’t NBC understand that pleasuring a corgette says nothing if not: “Don’t club baby seals”? And how spanking yourself with a stick of celery shows just how much you’re against battery-farmed chickens?

The only part I’m somewhat confused about is the juggling of egg-plants. Perhaps someone can explain the meaning of this to me.

[Source : buzzfeed ]