A competition has just kicked off looking for “Stephenie Meyer’s Biggest Superfan”, with South Africa included, being one of the 10 biggest Twilight-consuming countries in the world. This may also explain why Nelson Mandela was in hospital last week.

While it has not been confirmed yet, I’m told the producers behind The Biggest Loser are also behind this travesty, but like any good car accident, who amongst us can look away?!

Do you own a worn out, glitter smeared copy of one of Stephenie Meyers’ Twilight doorstops? Does passion for the undead surge through your soul? Do you have friends like the ones below? Then now is the time to step into the light and sparkle like the star/undead fiend you are.

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Don’t You Wish Your Mom Was Hot Like That?

Unsurprisingly, Steph wants you to buy her upcoming book, The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide. Or in the case of most Twilight readers, get their parents to buy it for them.

To be eligible you have to do much more than just publicly admit to actually reading the Twilight series – you have to provide evidence in the form of a video clip of no longer than one minute. I’m not making this up – check this out: “Even one second longer and you’ll be disqualified!”

The deadline is looming, so scoot over here if you are a breathless teenage girl.