Well it looks like the new Durex six-pack falls way short for a sexually active syndicate operating in Indo. A group of sex hungry thieves pounced on a container in Malaysia en route to Tokyo, busted the lock and made off with, I would say, more than enough merchandise. Then again, who am I to speak on the libido of people in the Far East?

These weren’t sommer any condoms. They were ultrathin numbers produced by Sagami Rubber Industries – one of the oldest rubber manufacturers known to man (and woman). The shipment was worth an estimated $1.5 million. Said Sagami spokesman Norinari Wakui:

“This has never happened to us before and we are very perplexed. We are not certain if it was of a premeditated nature.”

Why so perplexed? This was obviously a cold-blooded rubber raid. Valentine’s a mere two weeks away.

[Source: The Star]