UK Company Launches Wills and Kate Prophylactic Memorabilia

The British may have invented the missionary position but boy do they deserve credit for the latest kinky curio to celebrate their Royals. Self proclaimed leading supplier of heritage prophylactics, Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction, produced and already sold 1 000 purple boxes of condoms featuring a picture of Prince William staring lovingly into Kate’s eyes. Tasty.

The pioneering company didn’t stop there. On the package they instruct users to “lie back and think of England” and adds: “Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion.”

Unforgettable indeed. Especially when it’s like Wills and Kate are right there with you.

[Source: Orange News]

Latest News

BREAKING: Author And Radio Broadcaster Eusebius McKaiser Has Died

[image:instagram/eusebiusmckaiser] Radio personality and author, Eusebius McKaiser, has...
Considerations Are Being Made To Restrict Alcohol Trading Hours In Western Cape

[imagesource:economictimes] We have some of the heaviest drinkers in the world right he...
Locals Surprised To Share Economy Class With Roger Federer On Joburg Flight [Video]

[imagesource:wikicommons] If you told your spouse you just sat next to 20-time Tennis G...
Benedict Cumberbatch And Wife Threatened By Knife-Wielding Chef Who Spat On Their Home Intercom

[imagesource:wikimediacommons] When the cook becomes cooked... Benedict Cumberbatch ...
These Are Some Of South Africa’s Youngest Millionaires

[imagesource:pixabay] I just recently gave away my last R10 before payday because someo...