This, apparently, is what happens when you let Zack Snyder write his own script without any male genitalia to jiggle in slow-motion – $19 million on the opening weekend of an $89 million film. This means Sucker Punch opened behind ‘Diary of A Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules,’ the sequel to a film nobody watched.
Hot damn but I’d be happy if this meant that awfully scripted films with striking visuals were finally being rejected by the world at large, but in all likelihood the universe heard Snyder describe this thing as “Alice In Wonderland with machine guns,” and shrugged. No more slow-motion naked dudes for you, Zack Snyder.
I’m okay with having made that joke twice.
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