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July 13, 2011

Hunt This Man For $10 000

Tired of being jobless, Mork Encino decided it was time to start his own business - allowing people to hunt him for sport. Well, you know what they say in America: ‘aint no better measurement of an economy than when your daddy sells himself as live game’. Feel free to quote me on that.

Mork, what a name.

Now here is a man who is willing to do absolutely anything for a buck, even if it kills him. On his website, huntme4sport.com, he encourages ‘hearty gentlemen who fancy themselves sportsman’ to give hunting him a try and even kill him.

He also had this to say:

“I am a new breed of prey with thick pelt and smooth hide,” while adding, “I’m faster than a wild turkey, smart as any GODDAMN wild boar, and willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the monetary health of my family.”

Apparently, this is not a joke, and Mork does hope to receive a real job offer before he gets ‘shot in the face’. Wow isn’t that ambitious. Apparently, he has already begun receiving offers, none of which have been accepted.

Don’t get me wrong Mork’s intentions are good, but I can’t help thinking that the real money will come from his wife’s book, following his death. The one titled: ‘Living With a Psychopath’.

[Source: inquisitr]