Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Caltex Waterfront Now Selling Pieman’s Ass Pies

When it comes to the food industry, one must always be on the lookout for exciting, new trends. As you know, Ass-Flavoured Products are very “in” right now and it therefore makes perfect sense for the Caltex garage at the Waterfront to launch a titillating new range of Pieman’s ass flavoured pies.

When it comes to the food industry, one must always be on the lookout for exciting, new trends. As you know, Ass-Flavoured Products are very “in” right now and it therefore makes perfect sense for the Caltex garage at the V&A Waterfront to launch a titillating new range of Pieman’s ass flavoured pies. And at only R12.95 each, it’s a steal if you ask me!

But it would appear that not everyone shares in our excitement. 2oceansViber Gavin, who sent us this image, had the following to say:

“Yesterday I was feeling a bit hungry and walked into the Fresh Stop inside the Caltex Garage at the entrance to the V&A Waterfront to get something to eat. My hunger disappeared when I found out that Pieman’s Ass Pies were on the menu. See attached pic. I wouldn’t want to begin to imagine what a Piemans Ass tastes like!”

Gavin, you know that saying “don’t knock it till you try it”? Perhaps you should sink your teeth into a delicious, juicy ass pie first before dismissing it.

[Thanks Gavin!]