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  • Brazilian Farmer Fathers Fifty Kids

    20 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone in World
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    “It’s the Quinquaginta Papa and his three (related) ladies”

    Take note, Steve Hofmeyer – you might think your shit is hot with all your kids spread around that side of the boerewors curtain, but if we actually measured fortune in family-size, then Luiz Costa De Oliveira, a 90-year-old farmer from Rio Grande do Norte in Brazil, could be hitting up the Forbes 500.

    Luiz has fathered over 50 children with four women in his life – and three of those women are related!

    His first wife, Francisca, carried 17 of his kiddies, but passed away. Luiz’ next wife, Maria Francisca (now 64) bore him a further 17 offspring to add to his child zoo – and then things got creepy. His second wife’s sister, Ozelita, joined the household to help look after the litter, and subsequently she bore Luiz another 15 kids. Then, the mother-in-law arrived to help out, and unsurprisingly, Luiz’ penis helped itself… to her uterus, and she (at 89!) bore him yet another child.

    Though not all the kids made it to adulthood (I’m assuming some sort of Brazilian Battle Royale ensued) the ones that did survive have gone on to provide Luiz with over 100 grand kids.

    Says Luiz on his proclivity for knocking women up by simply looking at them:

    I could have other children out there that I don’t know about because I’ve always liked making love. I don’t know all their names. I hardly make love anymore these days, even though I’m in good health. But I still remember how wonderful it is to be in bed with a woman.

    Says second wife, Maria Francisca, on Luiz’ proclivity for knocking women up by simply looking at them:

    Luiz’s only hobby was making love.

    Clearly.

    [Source: Guanabee]

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