Cosmetics line, Lip Smacker has unveiled a new line of Girl Scout Cookie-themed lip balm tubes featuring balms matching five well known cookie flavours – Thin Mints, Trefoils, Tagalongs, Do-si-dos, or Samoas. So, you know, now you can have whole minutes of cookie taste on your lips without any impact on your hips.

I mean, granted, Butter Lip Balm and Cheetos Lip Balm are also things that exist, so maybe this isn’t the dumbest possible line of cosmetics in the world, but please feel free to be a little disheartened at the fact that right now what people seem to want is for their mouths to taste like a very particular brand of sugared biscuit.

The balms are available individually or as sets; a liquid lip-gloss version will be released next year.

[Source: Consumerist]