It happened last night. The scene: Spar, the arena: Twitter, the protagonist: deeply misguided.

You cannot make this stuff up. FHM model and self-described “glamorous blonde of Mediterranean nationality, born and bred in South Africa” Jessica Leandra dropped the following gem of loveliness after an altercation in a Spar last night.

This is the woman FHM crowned their model of the year last year. Isn’t she just the icon of loveliness.

Of course, the tweet has subsequently disappeared from her feed, and she appears to be paying little attention to the seriousness of her transgression this morning, other than a few appeals for calm.

or how about,

Another tweeter picked up that “these kinds of people” have not escaped Jessica’s prejudice before:

That tweet has also subsequently disappeared from Jessica’s feed.

As yet, no official comment or reaction from any of Leandra’s representation, or anything other than the above from, as her website puts it, “the FHM 2011 winner with the cunning way with words, the innocence of her eyes, and the inherit [sic] sexiness,” but then, the day is young and this fuckery is yet freshly uncovered.

According to Jessica’s description of herself online, “you do not get more professional than this intelligently elegant, independent and passionate lady”. Based on what we’ve read of hers so far, I’m not sure any of those words quite do her justice.

[Source: Plunder Guide, RWRant, Jessica Leandra on Twitter, Jessica Leandra.com]