Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Also, Merry XXXmas!

Sorry, we’ll stop it.

On the back (ha) of one of the most talked about trilogies in recent times, The Official Fifty Shades of Grey Sex Toy Range, approved (but not necessarily tested) by E L James herself is available in South Africa.

“Local, and discreet” online retailer www.passionfruit.co.za say that they are proud to to be the first to introduce the collection to couples keen to become more daring in the bedroom.

With bondage.

George Masche from passionfruit.co.za had the following to say:

Having sold over 40 million copies worldwide, The Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy has introduced the world of bondage and roleplay to millions worldwide. Intrigued, aroused, and with the taboo lifted, couples are curious to follow Ana Steele’s sensual journey. Now you can bring it home this Christmas! From handcuffs and blindfolds to pleasure balls, the collection brings the saucy trilogy to life with names inspired by passages from the book. Given the intense interest around this phenomenon, and the time of year, we anticipate high demand.

We like the way you said the interest was “intense”, George.

Apparently, author EL James worked with designers to ensure the products were as close to the ones used in the trilogy as possible.

She said:

This range is what I always imagined while I was writing Fifty Shades of Grey. I am so excited that the toys I described in the books have come to life and can now be enjoyed around the world.

The most popular product is the ‘Inner Goddess Silver Balls’, a set of jiggle balls which have sold 6,000 units so far.

And that is hilarious.

Prices range from R199,95 to R899,95, and are available while stocks last www.passionfruit.co.za, if you’re keen.