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  • The 50 Shades Of Grey Joke

    07 Jan 2013 by Seth Rotherham in Entertainment, Quality Humour
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    I think it’s important for us to have at least one 50 Shades Of Grey joke in our arsenal, given the extent to which this book has exploded – and it doesn’t seem to be stopping. Click for the joke:

    Some friends have been going on the same hunting trip for many years.

    This year, Ned’s wife puts her foot down and tells him that he isn’t going. Bitterly disappointed he phones and tells the others that he can’t make it.

    Two days later, the other guns get to the hotel only to find him sitting in the bar.

    “So Ned, how did you talk your missus into letting you come?”

    “Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” she dragged me into our bedroom, and the bed was covered in handcuffs and ropes!

    She told me to tie and handcuff her to the bed, so I did.

    Then she said, “Do whatever you want.”

    “So, here I am!”

    Quality stuff, right there.

    [thanks bertie]

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