It’s quite important that you watch this – the greatest news interview. Ever. It’s of this dude, Kai (just Kai), a hitchhiker who saved a woman from getting bear-hugged to death by a very large man. The guy, Kai, is so perfectly stoned and interesting, you might die laughing.

According to Philly.com

A 54-year-old Tacoma man has been arrested for allegedly driving his car into a Pacific Gas & Electric worker in Fresno, trapping the man between two vehicles. According to a witness, Jett Simmons claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ before making racially charged threats and ramming his car into the PG&E worker.

The witness—a hitchhiker “from Dogtown” by way of West Virginia named Kai (that it—just Kai)—says that after Simmons rammed the man, he got out of the car and tried to smother a bystander with a bear hug. That’s when Kai sprung into action and hit the 6’4″, 290-pound Simmons on the head with a hatchet. Once, twice, thrice.

In the aftermath of the ordeal, the victim asked not to be identified and said that he only hopes his assailant gets the help he needs. Kai, meanwhile, gave the greatest interview in the history of television news. Peep the full, NSFW version below.

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I bet that guy has more stories to tell.

He should get his own show. Just as long as they keep feeding him whatever he’s on.

[thanks george]