Recently, a hacker gained access to self-portrait artwork painted by the former United States President, Georg. W Bush The self portraits framed Dubya in the shower and bath, and they were so, so awful.

It has now surfaced that the person to blame is Bush’s art teacher, Bonnie Floods.

Floods reportedly spent a month teaching the former president all there is to know about art. She claims that Bush has a natural flair for painting. It was reported that Floods spent six hours a day teaching Mr Bush about technique and mixing paints.

Says the devious Ms Floods:

He started off painting dogs, and I think he said he’s painted 50 dogs. It’s amazing, he’s going to go down in the history books as a great artist.

A great artist.

OF DEATH.

George W Bush signed his paintings with the number 43 – owing to the fact that he is the 43rd president is the history of the United States.

[Source: ABC News, Business Insider]