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  • Monster Porn Is A Thing Now

    15 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone in Animals, For The Laydezz, Money, Sex, Why Didn't I Think Of That
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    Yes, truly. Innocent, if poorly written, Mills & Boon novels have given way to classics like ‘Cum For Bigfoot’.

    It seems ’50 Shades of Grey’ has woken the Kraken of human sexuality, and now the ferociously horny are looking for something a little more…exotic.

    From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale cock that defied logic.

    Known as cryptozoological erotica, this new brand of erotic fiction seems to resonate with readers. ‘Cum For Bigfoot‘ was Virginia Wade’s first foray into monster porn.

    She began her career in erotic literature when she wrote her first two novels, ‘Stacy & The Boys’ and ‘Jennifer’s Anal Seduction’. But ‘Cum For Bigfoot’ outsold all of Wade’s other erotica, earning her up to R300,000 a month through Amazon’s Kindle Direct Publishing.

    So, as anyone would have done, she kept writing more and more Sasquatch sex stories. There are now a total of 16 books in the ‘Cum For Bigfoot’ series.

    We’ll just have to come to terms with the fact that people like the sound of a phallus that is,

    Riddled with intersecting veins and bulging on the end like a tennis ball.

    Tennis ball.

    [Source : The Daily Beast]

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