I’m going to miss Joan. Awards season and the Fashion Police team will never, ever be the same again. She even made Kelly Osbourne blush.

Celebs, comedians, friends and family attended Joan Rivers’ memorial at Temple Emanu-El. Whilst it was a sad event, it was still in celebration of the life of a great woman and comedian.

And boy, did Howard Stern keep the laughter up with his announcement. Or the shock, I’m not sure…

“Joan Rivers had a dry pussy.”

He then continued with this anecdote:

“Joan’s pussy was so dry it was like a sponge — so that when she got in the bathtub — whooooosh — all the water would get absorbed in there! Joan said that if Whitney Houston had as dry a pussy as Joan’s, she would still be alive today…”

I don’t know if that’s how I want my eulogy to start…

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