This literally makes my house look like it was built for a tiny atom.

Puff Daddy, AKA Sean Combs, has splashed out on a new home for himself. It’s brand new (the old house was demolished) and the 1.3-acre property now has an abode with 8 bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, a 35-seat theater, a fitness room and wine storage room. There’s also a spa, and the swimming pool has an underwater tunnel. But of course. Er’body needs a tunnel.

The property was bought for $13 750 000 back in 2012, and developed by Niles Niami. P Diddy then bought it this August for a reported $39 million. Nice.

I would NEVER leave my house. I would buy a walkie-talkie and natter with my uber-rich neighbours (they’re the likes of Max Azria, Ridley Scott and Petra Ecclestone Stunt) and invite friends to play in my underwater tunnel.

Check out Variety.