Yoh.

Wait. I need to go make a cup of tea to get through this one.

This doll has spent £30 000 to look like… a doll. Actually, her aim is to look like a blow-up sex doll. I kid you not.

Victoria Wild is obsessed with her body, and has had rhinoplasty, permanent lip implants, Botox and three breast enhancements (that’s a 32G you’re looking at).

“Who wouldn’t want to be treated like a bimbo doll? It’s such a sexy look.”

This is true. Who doesn’t want to look like a plastic human?

Victoria began dreaming of looking like a bimbo when she was a teenager, and funds her surgeries through modelling and with help from her boyfriend, Simon, who “who encouraged Victoria’s dreams of looking like a sex doll”.

Check out the original story at The Daily Mail.