This week’s entertainment is provided by Tokyo and Judy Sexwale, as they battle it out for money and call each other names.

With claims that her ex-husband emotionally and physically abused her, Judy has now said that Tokyo once said to her that she is “just a toilet for all the prisoners on Robben Island”.

“He then accused her of sleeping with all the prisoners and warders.”

As one does.

And now there are blackmail and porn claims. Apparently Tokyo told a family friend that he had found a “damning series of e-mails”, linking Judy and a personal security assistant with hardcore porn. So Judy and her lawyer are saying that Tokyo wanted her to back down in the divorce proceedings via this blackmail.

Tennis match, anyone?

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