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November 12, 2014

Charming: Elderly Everton Fan Picks Nose And Discards Contents On Woman’s Head [Video]

Instead of eating your boogers, why don't you take this old, wise man's advice...Just rub it in some grandma's hair - problem solved.

As they say; Drawing a match is like kissing your sister. 

This guy is pretty bummed by the Everton vs. Sunderland 1-1 draw, so instead of kissing his sister, he decided to get rid of some boogers in an old lady’s hair. Classy!

Upon closer inspection, some doubts might surface – is he really picking his nose? Or did he just scratch it slightly before turning full-creeper and softly caressing this blond bombshell?

It is not clear if he knows the lady or if he managed to cleverly dispose of some snollies…

All we can say is: Next time, go deeper.

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