Like, this is huge. Like, earth-shatteringly huge. Naaaat.

Nigerian superstar D’Banj (I don’t know what the ‘D’ stands for, the suspense is killing me) and local celeb Bonang Matheba (Queen B to her fan) have recently posted some Instagram snaps of them looking rather cosy.

However, in a turn up for the books, TimesLive is reporting that all is not as it seems:

…it is a publicity stunt. They are having a good laugh over all the media reports. He is shooting a video in South Africa and Bonang is being featured in it.

Matheba has also commented on the rumours, saying that her and D’Banj (possible name change D’Banjo, go deep south Alabama style and storm the US market?) are just friends and both are single.

There you go. You just wasted a few minutes of your life you will never get back, but at least you weren’t working.

[source:timeslive]