In all fairness, Megs HAS had two babies, and is nearing the ripe old age of 29. So it’s only natural that she should have a little stretch mark here and there.

Before we get into the stretch marks though, just take this in.

Two kids.

I haven’t had a stomach that flat since 1999.

But now for the devastating stretch marks (it’s truly terrifying):

Let us have a closer look:

It’s quite clear the MeggyMoo needs to visit a wonderful Body Renewal Clinic and have some treatments to reduce the appearance of those marks.

P.S. I am saying this tongue in cheek. She is smoking hot. But, ladies, if you fear your stretch marks are going to ruin your new set of lacy lingerie, you really and truly can get a bit of help over at the Body Renewal Clinic. They’re marvelous there.

Check out The Daily Mail for more pics of Megs frolicking in the ocean.