Remember in the old days when people used to read a book and then, if they liked it, they might go and see the movie based on said book? I know it’s hard to get your head around but it’s true, this used to be a thing back in the days when people could tell bullshit facts without fear of the iPhone fact-Google and you could drink yourself silly and not get filmed acting the fool.

Well, in case you missed JZ live in action yesterday and prefer the text version of what he had to say you can find the full speech, word for word, HERE.

Quite why you would want to miss out on all the chanting, singing, shouting, fighting and laughing of ‘SONA – The Movie’ is beyond me but feel free to read it in your own time.

Remember it’s never too early to crack a beer, it’s five PM somewhere in the world.

[source:iol]