Ah, Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, again I welcome you to Planet Earth. I hope you have a lot of fun being a part of the Royal Family and all the shenanigans your folk manage to get up to.

Will and Kate finally registered the new Princess’s birth, and the form has been made public. Now, I’ll let you in on a little secret here. When I RICA’d my mobile number all those years ago, there was the option for your ‘title’ (the Mr/Mrs/Dr etc. part) to be Princess.

Seriously.

I obviously picked that one. So I know exactly how William felt when he had to fill in his occupation:

I mean, of course his is a little grander… Prince of The United Kingdom.

Also, Will just started his six-week paternity leave. Err, leave from what exactly?! Charity events?

[Source: BBC]