In other news, North Korea has apparently launched a “ballistic missile from an undersea submarine”. Here’s all the proof you will need:

But Markus Schiller and Robert Schmucker, of Schmucker Technologie have said that North Korea is shite at Photoshop, “Considering the track record of North Korean deceptions, it seems sensible to assume that any North Korean SLBM [submarine-launched ballistic missile] capability is still a very long time in the future, if it will ever surface”.

Firstly, this was the image shown on North Korean televisions:

Look at all the smoke! The smoke that is definitely not in the former image.

There is no ‘secondly’. We don’t need a ‘secondly’. Talk about dumbing down the nation.

I must just share with you one of the comments left on Gawker by one “cuntybaws“…

Fantastic.

[Source: Gawker]