Donald Trump might be many things – billionaire, property mogul, an embarrassment to the Republican Party – but he is not someone blessed with the ability to deliver zinging Twitter comebacks.

How do we know this? There is years of inept Twitter banter to wade through as evidence if you’re so inclined (his account HERE) but let’s just look at his latest battle, it provides as good an example as any. Trump attempted to take on persistent critic Danny Zuker, a writer for the popular Modern Family show, an ill-advised decision at best considering Zuker is funny for a living and well-versed in the art of 140-character attacks. Here’s how the action went down:

Right, caught with your hypocritical pants down, time to move along then Donald. Or not, reload and come again.

Yes Danny, that dick pic one deserves a doff of the cap. Zuker wasn’t done either:

By now the battle had been all but won, the comedy writer delivering one final knockout blow:

For those unfamiliar with one of New York’s most famous crime stories the Central Park muggings saw five innocent teens sent to jail for the sexual assault of a jogger, Trump leading the way in the call to see the youths locked away without sufficient evidence.

I don’t think we need to go to the judges’ scorecards for this one – that’s Zuker taking the win with a collection of knockout blows.

Hey, at least he is a genius when it comes to business right?

[source:dailykos]