Donald Trump is so…he’s so…well he’s Donald Trump and we don’t usually have to try very hard to make him look like a complete tosser. It’s kind of what he does, and for that we thank him.

The problem arises when he has a relatively quiet few days, not busting out the ‘bing bong bing bong‘ or attempting to ‘period shame’ FOX news anchors. Then everyone gets real antsy, refusing to the play the waiting game and making themselves look a little silly.

Take for example Trump’s helicopter rides at the Iowa State Fair this past weekend where he rewarded those who agree with him by taking to the sky in his chopper. He then fielded some hard-hitting questions from the kids, including one on whether or not he was the raspy-voiced crime fighter.

Shock, horror, he told a child he was. What a barbarian.

Sorry Donald but Bruce Wayne is richer, better looking and still stands more chance of nabbing the presidency than you do. Also you really don’t want to make Christian Bale angry, that man has a sailor’s mouth on him.

Before I leave you it is worth looking at what ‘Trumpman’ might look like were he to don the famed mask…

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