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  • You Know Those Health Brochures You Get In Doctors’ Rooms? They Made One About Donald Trump And It’s Brilliant

    04 Sep 2015 by Kiernan in America, Donald Trump, Politics, Vibe
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    Warning – smoking, drinking and Donald Trump can be bad for your health.

    Renowned troll Pleated Jeans managed to slip one past the folks at his local doctor’s office, adding a brochure on the symptoms and treatment of a dangerous condition known as Donald Trump.

    It seems to be a disease suffered by many in America’s deep south, those with not much between the ears especially at risk. Here’s Mashable:

    trumpbrochure

    According to the brochure, common symptoms of Donald Trump include (but are not limited to) greed, excessive bragging, lack of empathy and compulsive use of the word “losers.” Physical manifestations include a hair nest on top of the head.

    trumpbrochure2

    Treatment options are: ignoring him, not replying to his tweets, feeding him pudding, and “giving him bits of string or bird food that he may pass along to the animal friends living in his hair.”

    There is also a lengthy list of subjects to avoid in order to negate any adverse side effects of the condition.

    trumpbrochure3

    Although it is humorous to watch the disease spread from afar, let’s not forget we do have strains of our own here at home. Rumour has it our local strain can lead one to spending money that isn’t yours, a general lack of ability to comprehend large numbers and the odd bout of uncontrollable laughter.

    As of yet there is no known cure.

    [source:mashable]

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