False alarm everyone.
Yesterday’s news of the demon attacks at the Zululand King’s annual dance reed are in fact false, according to the Presidency. South Africa’s own JZ was never supposed to say a speech at the event – only the King speaks.
In fact, when he was escorted from the stage by his body guards, it was because he needed to pee pee and not because he was being protected from the demon-possessed maidens. The Pressie’s spokesperson, Bongani Majola, cleared up the matter.
Only the king speaks. The only thing the president did not do, because of time, was dinner. It was probably about 8pm when the function finished. It was raining and the president had to run.
Can he run? Interesting.
[source: timeslive]
