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  • Perfectly Photoshopped Pics Of Trump With Alternate Hairstyles Will Make Your Day

    20 Oct 2015 by Kiernan in America, Donald Trump, Politics, Vibe
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    It’s all been a little quiet on the Trump front of late hasn’t it? It’s not that he’s learned to shut his gob mind you, just that we’re becoming slowly acclimatised to the tripe that spews from his food hole.

    Well the folks over at Mashable weren’t enjoying the relative quiet either, enlisting the help of grooming expert and celebrity hairstylist Rene Fris to poke fun at the Donald. What we see below is the range of options the presidential wannabe could opt for were he to ditch the ‘rug blowing in the wind’ that he currently sports.

    Here are a few of our favourites with Fris’ expert advice for good measure:

    The Volumizer

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    “The color is a little too dark for his complexion,” he says. “But he has thin hair, and if you do have that kind of hair, lifting it upwards makes it thicker.”

    The Liza

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    For this one, Fris took the mogul to black, making his look a little tougher. To even that out, he thinned his bangs, while tightening the sides and adding just a little more to the top. It’s the more masculine version of Liza Minelli’s signature baby bangs.

    The Seacrest

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    We imagine anyone with this hairstyle beyond the age of 21 to be what we’d call “He Who Hath Crisis.” It’s the same older dude clad in Abercrombie & Fitch who drives a Mustang convertible, lugging a surfboard he doesn’t use.

    But we digress. For this, Fris says he would shorten the sides, cut to a shaggier length while styling the top with wax.

    The Wise Bald Man

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    This style says, “I come in peace,” almost like a spiritual leader who has no allegiances. It’s safe to say, then, that even when shorn of any hair, this look trumps Trump’s current style.

    That being said, Fris says he should definitely keep his hair. “He looks scary here, doesn’t he? If he ever did go this bald, his wife would have to shine his scalp like she shines his shoes.”

    You can check out more possible Trump ‘dos HERE.

    I’ll leave you with these, in case you hadn’t had your daily fill of laughing at his expense.

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    [source:mashable]

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