Here’s one way to teach your child about the birds and the bees – or, rather, about where the monkey put his bright pink penis when he did it doggy-style on your bonnet. In front of the family.

When Andrew Hennessy took his family on a faux-safari to England’s Knowsley Safari, he sure wasn’t expecting that he would have to explain what a “monkey’s penis” is to his little girl, Gracie. Filming the baboon sit unabashedly ontop his bonnet, legs open, penis erect at perfect eye-level, Gracie went up close to check the baboon out.

But it all ended in terror for the poor child when, with a graceful tap, the baboon straddled its partner doggy-style. After a few pumps, the baboon seems to climax, set perfectly to the tune of little Gracie high-pitched scream.

Poor Gracie.

[source: mashable]