I won’t be able to remain unbiased in this one for two separate reasons – firstly as a Newcastle United fan I hate anything related to Sunderland, and second of all this utter prick groomed a 15-year-old for sex whilst his girlfriend and child sat at home wondering where he was.
28-year-old Johnson, a professional footballer playing for the Mackems and earning a shit load of money, has been in court on charges relating to sexual misconduct with an underage girl.
During one grilling he was asked a number of uncomfortable questions, with Metro detailing what happened next:
As he delivered evidence at the trial, the Sunderland winger was quizzed about a photo of his penis, taken on his phone in August 2013.
Orlando Pownall QC, defending Johnson, said: ‘It is not being suggested that this picture was taken for fun or that you were going to send it to someone?
Johnson replied: ‘No.’
Pownall then quizzed Johnson why he had taken a photo of ‘his nether regions’, before the footballer said it was ‘to show the doctor.’
If you don’t hate him sufficiently just yet then check this Whatsapp exchange after one of their hookups, Johnson being well aware that the girl was 15 at the time:
AJ: ‘Wasn’t bad, was it?’
AJ: ‘Think we better go in the back next time.’
AJ: ‘It was class. Just wanted to get your jeans off’
Girl: ‘Next time haha’
AJ: ‘I will last 10 seconds tho lol’
At around the same time, Johnson’s girlfriend Stacey Flounders [the unimpressed lady below] reportedly sent a photo of their newborn baby girl, to which Johnson replied: ‘She looks class.’
At which point he promptly resumed sending lewd messages to the girl – what a keeper.
Good luck with your downstairs dangly bits photos chaps, here’s hoping they don’t look like they need a trip the doctor’s.
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