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  • Matthew Theunissen’s Motivation Letter For Employment Is A Masterclass In Irony

    04 May 2016 by Jasmine Stone in Business, South Africa, Vibe
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    Irony, defined by the Cambridge Dictionary as ‘a ​situation in which something which was ​intended to have a ​particular ​result has the ​opposite or a very different ​result’.

    Now that we have taken care of that let’s look at the Letter of Motivation dear Matthew was sending out for employment, which if you listen to his radio apology (HERE) doesn’t seem to be working.

    Following the Facebook post that started it all, where he saw fit to drop the K-word, this below now looks like a masterclass in irony.

    Run through it bit by bit and see if you spot those gems…

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    One can start with the first paragraph really, and then again enjoy a good chuckle down on the second page.

    Wherever you are Matthew, and I hope it’s holed up somewhere thinking about what you’ve done, I’m not sure many potential employers are going to be knocking down your door.

    Sparrow & Theunissen Social Media Disaster Management Agency, just a thought.

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