I would say excrement ranks pretty highly on the list of things I don’t want to be sprayed with, and the same is probably true for most people.

That’s why you have to hand it to this farmer in Lancashire, England, who used that to his advantage when trying to get rid of some unwanted guests.

Here’s the Telegraph:

[Oscar award-winning actress Emma] Thompson and her sister Sophie entered a field on the Lancashire farm, where energy company Cuadrilla is planning to frack for shale gas, and baked renewable energy-themed cakes in a Greenpeace-backed protest stunt…

The farmer, who was said to be “very upset” about being prevented from getting on with work in the field, proceeded to drive a muck-spreader around the protesters, narrowly missing the Thompson sisters and their cakes.

I’d say no one comes out of this one smelling like roses, although anyone who stands up against fracking has their heart in the right place.

[source:telegraph]