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June 30, 2017

What’s Up With Elon Musk And His Intense Love Of Floors?

Something strange happened the morning after Elon Musk's 46th birthday, and we can't help but think he was floored by some horizontal inspiration.

Elon Musk is many things, but a poet?

I’ll leave that up to you to decide.

Yesterday morning, after what we can assume was a heavy night of partying for his 46th birthday (June 28). Musk sent out a flurry of tweets on the subject of floors.

The nuggets were golden at best:

As Gizmodo pointed out, placed into a poetic format, it reads:

I love floors
They will never let you down
They are so underappreciated
Not as much as tunnels though
Just try one. It’s way better than you think.
And I don’t care who knows it. Our love will never die.

Although the world thought that was the end, at around 2PM yesterday Musk sent out another:

Can you even deal?

Gizmodo couldn’t, so they slid into the DMs of the inventor’s Twitter and asked. Of course, he replied:

Simple.

But it wasn’t over:

And they weren’t the only ones to question his love:

Of course, this comes at a time when Musk’s ‘The Boring Company’ is digging holes for a network of tunnels, and he could be creating his own publicity.

Still, Musk is definitely up there with one of the strangest billionaires in the world – I wonder what his five children think of floors (maybe that they’re lava).

[source:gizmodo]